Why do I have to thaw a frozen pizza?

[Wag]

Bought a frozen pizza a few days back (in the box).

Went to cook it- Directions (as stated):

1. Preheat oven to 425F.
2. Remove Wrap.
3. Thaw before cooking.

WTF????!?!?! I'm hungry nooooowwwwww![/i]:|:|:|

 

[hdeck]

who cares what the directions say.

 

[LordMaul]

You read the directions?

n00b.

 

[tranceport]

What the hell cheap pizza did you buy that you have to thaw it?

My tostino's that I used to live off of in college didn't need thawing...

 

[MichaelD]

I've never seen a frozen pizza that needed to be thawed before cooking. In fact, most specifically say in the directions "Do not thaw before cooking."

Just preheat the oven and throw the damn thing in there. Next time, don't buy such picky ass frewfew frozen pizza. Buy the $.99 Tostinos; you can cook those by putting them out in the sun or under a light bulb.

 

[Lonyo]

Throw it in the oven and don't preheat ftw?

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Throw it in the oven and don't preheat ftw?

ftw

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Throw it in the oven and don't preheat ftw?

ftw

OR, he could make up a really complicated story; like he was going to throw it in the oven, but then something happened and the police came or something. Of course, for maximum effect, he'd have to not finish the story and leave everyone hanging.


/Syringered!!!!!

 

[PHiuR]

...just throw it into the oven.

 

[mercanucaribe]

Microwave it.

 

[makaze]

I bought a pizza at costco a few months ago, and froze it.. one day I pulled it out and put it in the oven.. the sucker would never cook all the way through, it started burning.

turns out it said "thaw before cooking"

woops

 

[Wag]

Was a "soy cheese" pizza,.and it wasn't cheap: $5 for 11oz.

That said, I've never seen another frozen pizza (soy or otherwise) that came in a box that needed thawing.

Damn you LACTOSE INTOLLERANCE!!!

 

[moshquerade]

i've never heard of having to thaw a frozen pizza first.

screw that. as if it will taste any better than cardboard anyway.

 

[venk]

California PIzza Kitchen (the kind you get from a grocery store freezer) says do NOT thaw before cooking.

 

[AbAbber2k]

You don't have to (or rather aren't suppose to) thaw Dijourno (sp?)... plus it tastes like fvcking heaven. Mmmmm... pizza. Love the Three-Meat... and the crust.

 

[waggy]

hmm every pizza i have seen says to NOT THAW before eating.

 

[fallensight]

All the major brands of pizza(Red baron, tombstone, diGiorno, freshetta, jacks, and tony's) are put into the oven frozen, no idea what you found that you thaw first.

 

[Trikat]

Throw yourself in the oven for being that dumb!

 

[notfred]

Put it in the oven. It'll thaw before it starts cooking.

 

[Vinfinite]

no pizzas require you to do that, wtf?

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Wag
Was a "soy cheese" pizza,.and it wasn't cheap: $5 for 11oz.

That said, I've never seen another frozen pizza (soy or otherwise) that came in a box that needed thawing.

Damn you LACTOSE INTOLLERANCE!!!

Take Lactaid pills before eating real pizza.

 

[Jzero]

I've had a few frozen pizzas that recommend being thawed. If you cook them frozen, they get burnt on the outside before being cooked through.

I've got this nifty thing in my house that agitates water molecules by bombarding them with radio waves. I toss it in there to defrost while the oven preheats.

Considering most frozen pizzas take 15-20 minutes, the pizzas that had to be cooked thawed needed only 5-8 minutes in the oven + 3 minutes to thaw in the microwave. 1 extra step means half the time!

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: Jzero
I've got this nifty thing in my house that agitates water molecules by bombarding them with radio waves. I toss it in there to defrost while the oven preheats.

...

+ 3 minutes to thaw in the microwave.

Did you ever stop to think about the name of that device you use? Is it "Micro"wave, or is it called "Radio"wave?

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: dullard

Originally posted by: Jzero
I've got this nifty thing in my house that agitates water molecules by bombarding them with radio waves. I toss it in there to defrost while the oven preheats.

...

+ 3 minutes to thaw in the microwave.

Did you ever stop to think about the name of that device you use? Is it "Micro"wave, or is it called "Radio"wave?

Yes, but if I used a more correct term like "electromagnetic radiation," it wouldn't piss off our resident pedant - what fun would that be?

 

[FoBoT]

what kind of stupid pizza did you buy?