Why do I have all the fking buttons on my keyboard

aircooled

Lifer
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fking email button, fking messenger button, fking webcam button, fking shopping button, fking favorites button... etc etc etc.....
I just want a good wireless keyboard without the crap!!!!!!
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yhelothar

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I think you can program all those fking buttons to do what you want, just install the software.
 

Zim Hosein

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Well, it's not like they appeared "magically" aircooled, they were there when you bought the K/B! :p
 

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Well, it's not like they appeared "magically" aircooled, they were there when you bought the K/B! :p
hehe, they been there the whole time... but several beers later thay get on my nerves :)




 

MedicBob

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Originally posted by: aircooled
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Well, it's not like they appeared "magically" aircooled, they were there when you bought the K/B! :p
hehe, they been there the whole time... but several beers later thay get on my nerves :)

Bad choice drinking and thinking :p






 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: aircooled
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Well, it's not like they appeared "magically" aircooled, they were there when you bought the K/B! :p
hehe, they been there the whole time... but several beers later thay get on my nerves :)

:D

Cheers aircooled :beer:

 

yoda291

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zero degree tilt is da hotness tho. I use the playback and volume buttons pretty regularly tho. Is cool.
 

Anubis

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My ChiefTec wireless KB doesnt have that crap :D

i have volume +- , mail, browser, refresh, play/pause and mute
 

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Originally posted by: Anubis
My ChiefTec wireless KB doesnt have that crap :D

i have volume +- , mail, browser, refresh, play/pause and mute
I just may have a cheiftec tucked away somewhere. must look through all my crap....

 

Raincity

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My MS keyboard has all that crap but most of its does not work since I did not install the software for it.
 

Injury

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Just program them to open your favorite programs.

That, or make the one that says "shopping" open up a picture of the cat in photoshop... get it... photoSHOPPING... HAHAHAHAHAH haha.. ohhh boy....

*crickets chirp*

...


*long silence*

Okay, I'll shut up.
 

n0cmonkey

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I'd like to see keyboards get rid of:
windows key
caps lock
that silly menu button :confused:
print screen
scroll lock (never understood what this one even did!)
insert
 

Sureshot324

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I don't think I could go back to using a keyboard that doesn't have volume controls or media player controls.
 

rh71

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haha you got one of 'em kiddie keyboards. Didn't Compaq introduce those ? ;)
 

pyonir

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I wish i had fking buttons...think of the fun i could have with my buttons that fk.
 

CrackRabbit

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I'm still waiting for a keyboard that comes with the buttons for smite, nuke, panic, and kill n00b.
 

yoda291

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I'd like to see keyboards get rid of:
windows key
caps lock
that silly menu button :confused:
print screen
scroll lock (never understood what this one even did!)
insert

I use the windows key to map to ESC so that, when I use vi, it switches my mode.
why caps lock?
I agree with the stupid menu button.
scroll lock is used by some kvms nowadays.
don't understand why you'd get rid of this one.

 

mobobuff

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Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I'd like to see keyboards get rid of:
windows key
caps lock
that silly menu button :confused:
print screen
scroll lock (never understood what this one even did!)
insert

*screams in terror and shoves a crucifix in your face*

I utilize the Windows key every day. So many short-cut commands...

I also pound scroll lock every day, to switch between computers on the KVM. Its original intent, to lay your mind at rest, was used mostly in spreadsheet applets, it kept the active cell active while pressing the arrow keys and instead scrolled the entire spreadsheet

The 'menu' key, I guess you mean the right-click key. Most useful when you don't have a mouse for one reason or another, or when you need to move a window that is otherwise stuck in no-desktop-space-land.

The insert and caps lock key I do understand though. Get rid of those.
 

yoda291

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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I'd like to see keyboards get rid of:
windows key
caps lock
that silly menu button :confused:
print screen
scroll lock (never understood what this one even did!)
insert

*screams in terror and shoves a crucifix in your face*

I utilize the Windows key every day. So many short-cut commands...

I also pound scroll lock every day, to switch between computers on the KVM. Its original intent, to lay your mind at rest, was used mostly in spreadsheet applets, it kept the active cell active while pressing the arrow keys and instead scrolled the entire spreadsheet

The 'menu' key, I guess you mean the right-click key. Most useful when you don't have a mouse for one reason or another, or when you need to move a window that is otherwise stuck in no-desktop-space-land.

The insert and caps lock key I do understand though. Get rid of those.

I'm pretty sure n0cmonkey doesn't run windows.