Why do humans need toilet paper?!?!

[StormRider]

Okay, it's rather obvious -- if I didn't use toilet paper my underwear would be a horrible stinky mess.

But it's also not so obvious. No other creature in the animal kingdom uses toilet paper and yet I don't see any smeared feces on their asses. They seem okay down there.

So, what happened in our evolution to require that we must use toilet paper?

 

[Pastore]

We became CIVILIZED, animals are not...

For some reason it would be in bad taste to walk around with sh!t hanging off your ass, go figure!

 

[Murpheeee]

Speaking for my dogs and cats...they lick their ass

I can't reach mine

 

[gittyup]

Why do humans need toilet paper?!?!

Because leaves are just to rough. Not to imagine the thought of using poison ivy by mistake..:Q

 

[Slappy5]

A.) No butt licking
B.) We're biped creatures and therefore posess a "crack" that may accumulate all sorts of unpleasant goodies.

 

[GasX]

Dinkleberry Prophylaxis

 

[Imaginer]

We cant wait for the things to dry out and fall down like animals do!

And what about diarrhea that leaves more of a mess? :Q

 

[bigbootydaddy]

<< Why do humans need toilet paper?!?! >>



cuz we invented McDonald's.

 

[Mutilator]

1.) Turn on sink or bathtub
2.) Do your business
3.) Wipe with hand(s)
4.) Wash hands off
5.) Flush
6.) Wash hands again you nasty bastard

 

[propellerhead]

Ugh... bad visual. I just remembered how goldfish swim around with a long strand of fish poop hanging.

 

[xraymongral]

How about you stop using it for a month and tell us how well you fare?

 

[pdo]

this is just about the sickest threads I have read in a long time. ewww

 

[StageLeft]

Because, unlike my cats, I don't like to eat my own crap.

 

[geno]

StormRider, who says you need toilet paper? Go squat out in your yard, then when you're finished with your business, drag your ass all over the grass and maybe the pavement if necessary (i.e., cling-ons). You'll be all set

 

[StormRider]

Oh, I didn't know animals licked their asses. I thought they were licking their genitals instead. My bad! That explains everything...

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

I think that because we actually have butt cheeks, we're required to do some anal maintenance after pooping.

My cat had a piece of poo stuck to her butt once - rather than wiping it off, she ate it. I'd rather use TP.

 

[prodigy]

<< this is just about the sickest threads I have read in a long time. ewww >>



I second that. :Q

 

[joohang]

LOL

 

[Optimus]

<< Why do humans need toilet paper?!?! >>



What??? You mean you don't know how to use the 3 shells???




(Anyone get it? )

 

[Dedpuhl]

This is a gross thread.


Speaking of cats, I just looked over at my cat. It is sleeping on its back...on some of my 3 ring binders...with all of its legs stickin up in the air. How it is sleeping in that position, I do not know....

 

[HKSturboKID]

Because we are not in Italy. They have a little sink for your butt right next to the bowl. After the bowl, you sit on the sink and turn it on and it shoot water up to rinse your butt.

What was the question again....index or middle finger???1?!?

 

[guyver01]

uhm... ded.. you sure its &quot;sleeping&quot; ???




<< This is a gross thread.


Speaking of cats, I just looked over at my cat. It is sleeping on its back...on some of my 3 ring binders...with all of its legs stickin up in the air. How it is sleeping in that position, I do not know.... >>

 

[guyver01]

the french have those too ... i think they're called bidet's



<< Because we are not in Italy. They have a little sink for your butt right next to the bowl. After the bowl, you sit on the sink and turn it on and it shoot water up to rinse your butt.

What was the question again....index or middle finger???1?!? >>

 

[thebestMAX]

It get girls to go shopping, preferably in the grocery store, more often.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

The next time you have a deep question such as this to ponder, don't forget to take advantage of your free tarot reading. Miss Cleo is waiting for your call.