Why do girls say "let's play"

getbush

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I think that would be highly dependant on their age and the context.

years of age:
0-9 no
10-19 who knows
20-29 who knows
30-39 no
40-49 no
50-59 no
60-69 hehe but no
70-79 no
89-89 no
90-99 no
100+ probably not
 

habib89

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i think it depends.. just go along with it.. if they pull out a monopoly board, then flip the board over, and say "f this ******" then turn her over and do her in the butt.. however if she brings you into an empty room, filled with 3 or 4 of her girlfriends, then... well then i don't know, cause that's never happened to me

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yhelothar

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Originally posted by: habib89
i think it depends.. just go along with it.. if they pull out a monopoly board, then flip the board over, and say "f this ******" then turn her over and do her in the butt.. however if she brings you into an empty room, filled with 3 or 4 of her girlfriends, then... well then i don't know, cause that's never happened to me

haha caught me off guard.
 

VanTheMan

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Maybe sexual, maybe not. Just say "Alright sure. What should we play?" If she says "I dunno. What do YOU want to play?", then you should say "How about a game of sex?"
 

ISAslot

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Originally posted by: VanTheMan
Maybe sexual, maybe not. Just say "Alright sure. What should we play?" If she says "I dunno. What do YOU want to play?", then you should say "How about a game of sex?", and put on your robe and wizard hat.

Fixed.
 

LordMorpheus

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Originally posted by: ISAslot
Originally posted by: VanTheMan
Maybe sexual, maybe not. Just say "Alright sure. What should we play?" If she says "I dunno. What do YOU want to play?", then you should say "How about a game of sex?", and put on your robe and wizard hat.

Fixed.

haha, remember that family guy when the go to quagmire for help - he answers the door dressed like a baby with a few hookers doing random crap in the background, he makes some excuse about "it's family game night . . . . we're playing . . . . . sex."
 

rh71

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everything from a girl is sexual... just never forget that and you'll be much happier.
 

ultimatebob

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Originally posted by: rh71
everything from a girl is sexual... just never forget that and you'll be much happier.

So, when a woman asks us geeky folks to fix their computers for them, they really just want sex? Man... how could I have been so wrong for all these years? :)
 

IceBergSLiM

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who cares? who really listens to wha tthey say anyways. nod your head, smile and tell her to come over you have a surprise.
 

n yusef

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Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Originally posted by: rh71
everything from a girl is sexual... just never forget that and you'll be much happier.

So, when a woman asks us geeky folks to fix their computers for them, they really just want sex? Man... how could I have been so wrong for all these years? :)

And when she resists and yells and threatens to call 911, that's just part of the game.

EDIT: I'm joking and would never recommend anyone to continue the behavior that is creating the rejection.
 

Demon-Xanth

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Originally posted by: n yusef
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Originally posted by: rh71
everything from a girl is sexual... just never forget that and you'll be much happier.

So, when a woman asks us geeky folks to fix their computers for them, they really just want sex? Man... how could I have been so wrong for all these years? :)

And when she resists and yells and threatens to call 911, that's just part of the game.

Restraining orders are just a way of playing hard to get.
 

Eeezee

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Before you see her again, construct the apparatus that I call "Penis Surprise!"

1) Find a gift box with a bow
2) Cut a hole in it that your wang can fit in
3) Arrange to meet the girl
4) Put your wang in the box
5) Present the box to the girl and ask her to open it

She'll be so delightfully surprised that you gave her such a thoughtful gift. I think you should do it, video record what happens, and then post about it on ATOT.
 

cleanerupper

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Originally posted by: Eeezee
Before you see her again, construct the apparatus that I call "Penis Surprise!"

1) Find a gift box with a bow
2) Cut a hole in it that your wang can fit in
3) Arrange to meet the girl
4) Put your wang in the box
5) Present the box to the girl and ask her to open it

She'll be so delightfully surprised that you gave her such a thoughtful gift. I think you should do it, video record what happens, and then post about it on ATOT.

Yeah be sure to use a box for rings/small jewlrey to intensify the "wow" effect.
 

Alkaline5

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Originally posted by: cleanerupper
Originally posted by: Eeezee
Before you see her again, construct the apparatus that I call "Penis Surprise!"

1) Find a gift box with a bow
2) Cut a hole in it that your wang can fit in
3) Arrange to meet the girl
4) Put your wang in the box
5) Present the box to the girl and ask her to open it

She'll be so delightfully surprised that you gave her such a thoughtful gift. I think you should do it, video record what happens, and then post about it on ATOT.

Yeah be sure to use a box for rings/small jewlrey to intensify the "wow" effect.
I think you meant to say "box for large jewelry", didn't you?

Also, when asked what to play the only two correct answers are "house" and "doctor". That way it's clear what you're after w/o actually suggesting anything explicit.
 

pinion9

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Whatever you do, don't confuse "NO! DON'T! STOP!" with "No, don't stop!"
Yes, the difference is subtle but can land you in prison.
 

ruffilb

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Originally posted by: Eeezee
Before you see her again, construct the apparatus that I call "Penis Surprise!"

1) Find a gift box with a bow
2) Cut a hole in it that your wang can fit in
3) Arrange to meet the girl
4) Put your wang in the box
5) Present the box to the girl and ask her to open it

She'll be so delightfully surprised that you gave her such a thoughtful gift. I think you should do it, video record what happens, and then post about it on ATOT.

LOL