Why do flies disappear when you bring out the swatter?

[kwjake]

Little bastards :|

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

they have an IQ of 89

 

[Eli]

It is well known that flies are psychic.

 

[Queasy]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[kwjake]

Originally posted by: Eli
It is well known that flies are psychic.

I KNEW there was something different about them!

 

[sharkeeper]

They can smell fly blood.

Ever see blood fly?

 

[l Xes l]

omg.. i hate flies.. if money wasn't an issue.. i'd devote my life for hunting flies..

 

[sharkeeper]

omg.. i hate flies.. if money wasn't an issue.. i'd devote my life for hunting flies..

You don't want to do this trust me.

1 1/2 liters Jim Beam + Remington 870 = Planetarium in the barn.

 

[l Xes l]

Originally posted by: sharkeeper

omg.. i hate flies.. if money wasn't an issue.. i'd devote my life for hunting flies..

You don't want to do this trust me.

1 1/2 liters Jim Beam + Remington 870 = Planetarium in the barn.

dont worry.. i will have contract with RAID..

 

[Bootprint]

I thought it was Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: kwjake
Little bastards :|

Rub hamburger all over yourself.
They'll all be within swatting distance in just a day or so.

 

[kwjake]

I finally got him!

w00t!

 

[leftyman]

they smell the decaying guts of their friends on your swatter and make the connection