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RichardE

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7:30am, I'm in class before my morning timmies. This chick who I've been friends with forever is complaning she can't fit in her old pants and asks me if I think shes gained weight.

"RichardE, do you think I've gained weight?"
"(Me still half asleep) Well, everyone gains some the first few weeks of a semester, its alright, you still look alright"
"(her dejected look, silent like the rest of class)


*sigh*

Why...oh why do you ask us these questions? :(
 
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Tiamat

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Better answer: Are you sure your pants didn't shrink in the dryer? (noticeable shrugs, turn your attention to class text book, class notes, etc. immediately after)
 
Bateluer

Bateluer

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There are only two reasons for your pants getting tighter. 1) Your pants shrunk. 2) You gained weight.

Odds are, you gained weight if the pants have been washed once.
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

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zzzzzip

"Do you think this has grown?"

"Well, it's been kind of cold lately...."


 
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RichardE

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Originally posted by: Tiamat


Better answer: Are you sure your pants didn't shrink in the dryer? (noticeable shrugs, turn your attention to class text book, class notes, etc. immediately after)
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Little too late now :p
 
Blackjack200

Blackjack200

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Originally posted by: Tiamat


Better answer: Are you sure your pants didn't shrink in the dryer? (noticeable shrugs, turn your attention to class text book, class notes, etc. immediately after)
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Yep. Guy rule #1 is never, ever, ever suggest that a girl is the least bit fat or may have gained any weight whatsoever. Even if she makes Star Jones look like Twiggy.

And what are morrning Timmies?
 
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RichardE

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Originally posted by: Blackjack200
Originally posted by: Tiamat


Better answer: Are you sure your pants didn't shrink in the dryer? (noticeable shrugs, turn your attention to class text book, class notes, etc. immediately after)
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Yep. Guy rule #1 is never, ever, ever suggest that a girl is the least bit fat or may have gained any weight whatsoever. Even if she makes Star Jones look like Twiggy.

And what are morrning Timmies?
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Oceandevi

Oceandevi

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Originally posted by: Blackjack200
Originally posted by: Tiamat


Better answer: Are you sure your pants didn't shrink in the dryer? (noticeable shrugs, turn your attention to class text book, class notes, etc. immediately after)
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Yep. Guy rule #1 is never, ever, ever suggest that a girl is the least bit fat or may have gained any weight whatsoever. Even if she makes Star Jones look like Twiggy.

And what are morrning Timmies?
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Whatever, weed out the weak minded ones and save yourself some trouble.

Ridiculous rule
 
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xSauronx

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Originally posted by: Blackjack200

And what are morrning Timmies?
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who knows, hes canadian. maybe its the pills he pops?

edit: nevermind, he must call them something else

/waves at rich
 
SagaLore

SagaLore

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Should have redirected the question.

"The real question is do YOU think your weight has increased. My observation is that you have neither gained nor lost, since I already like you the way you are. If the pants feel tight on you, its possible you are not use to how they feel, since you have not worn them in so long."
 
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RichardE

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Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: Blackjack200

And what are morrning Timmies?
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who knows, hes canadian. maybe its the pills he pops?

edit: nevermind, he must call them something else

/waves at rich
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Ask any Canadian....any real Canadian and they will tell you, the day starts after your first Tim Hortons coffee.
 
Baked

Baked

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You should've said, "Of course not baby, you look trimmer than an Ethiopian child."
 
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misle

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Originally posted by: Blackjack200
Originally posted by: Tiamat


Better answer: Are you sure your pants didn't shrink in the dryer? (noticeable shrugs, turn your attention to class text book, class notes, etc. immediately after)
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Yep. Guy rule #1 is never, ever, ever suggest that a girl is the least bit fat or may have gained any weight whatsoever. Even if she makes Star Jones look like Twiggy.

And what are morrning Timmies?
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I completely disagree. That's a great place to tease her. Just make sure to be overly serious so she thinks you're joking.

Then suggest that she come to your place after class to "work" off some of that pudge.
 
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