Why do birds hate me?

[nageov3t]

between the rain and the seemingly thousands of birds outside my window, it feels like I'm in a jungle.

I just want to go to sleep 🙁

I know the early bird gets the worm, but couldn't they all get together and agree that henceforth, early = ~12 pm?

 

[quakefiend420]

i thought this was going to be a thread about them shitting on your car or something 😀

 

[The Green Bean]

Originally posted by: loki8481
early = ~12 pm?

:thumbsup:

 

[sisq0kidd]

Birds hate you for the same reason Jesus hates you... 😉

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

they see a target in your bald spot????
Tas.

 

[monk3y]

Man I love sleeping in the rain with birds chirping. I sleep like a log in those conditions.

 

[KK]

Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you.

Why do stars fall down from the sky every time you walk by?

On the day that you were born and the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue.

That is why all the girls in town follow you all around
Just like me, they long to be close to you

Just like me, they long to be close to you

(Ah, aahh, aahh) Close to you
(Ah, aahh, aahh) Close to you
(Ah, aahh, aahh) Close to you
(Ah, aahh, aahh) Close to you

:lips:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: KK
Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you.

Why do stars fall down from the sky every time you walk by?

On the day that you were born and the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue.

That is why all the girls in town follow you all around
Just like me, they long to be close to you

Just like me, they long to be close to you

(Ah, aahh, aahh) Close to you
(Ah, aahh, aahh) Close to you
(Ah, aahh, aahh) Close to you
(Ah, aahh, aahh) Close to you

:lips:

argggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh :|