Why do all you geeks look for women? ***PROOF THAT MARRIAGE IS A SHAM!***

Read up boys

Here is a nice sample from the site...

My granddad told me an insightful story before my wedding. He said for the first year of marriage to put a penny in a jar every time I had sex with my wife. Starting in year two, take out two pennies every time we had sex. He said there'd be money in the jar when I died. I think he's going to be right.

 

[malbojah]

HAHAH!!!!

 

[QueHuong]

Rachel is a real girl. The list was taken from her website. Rachel is a typical American woman. Keep in mind that she expects everything on the list simply because she has vagina.
5'8? and taller
Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
Handsome
Muscular
Weight depending on height ? not skinny, not fat
Good sense of humor
Dimples
Cute laugh
Sensitive
*Affectionate* in front of friends
Gives me lots of attention
Outgoing
Popular but doesn't know the whole state
Friends with my friends
Nice smile
Straight teeth
No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms)
Pierced ear(s) if any
Not too many tattoos if any
Likes to cuddle
Likes to party
Takes me out
Grabs my hand to hold
Kisses me unexpectedly
Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe
Has a good job
Tells me he misses me when we're not together
Makes me laugh
Open minded
Polite
Holds doors for me
Opens car doors
*Romantic*
Likes all type of music
Likes going to the movies
Talks to his friends about me
Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed
Gives massages without me having to ask
Plays with my hair
Calls me to just say hi
Tries not to argue
Apologizes for when he does wrong
Says what he's feeling
Has a car
Has a dog
Has a family that likes me
Compliments me
Is tan
Doesn't curse all the time
Wants to be with me as much as possible
Comes over unexpectedly
Wakes me up with a kiss
Same age or 3 years at the most older than me
*Trustworthy*
Patient
Likes to shop
Has good manners
Doesn't smoke
Occasionally drinks
Athletic
Is on time for dates
Calls back later when he says he will
Lives close to me
Wants to meet my family
Treats me like a princess
Has a cute butt
Good kissable lips
Good kisser
Good memory
Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc
Intelligent
Has direction
Creative
Likes everything about me
Committed
*My best friend*
Respectful
Mature
Persistent ? Hard working
Likes walks on the beach
Likes just staying home sometimes
Writes me songs/poems
Likes to dance
Has a sexy voice
Cooks for me
Likes to show me off
Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Rachel"
Likes to take pictures
Flirts with me in public and in private
Puts up with my mood swings
Comforts me when I'm sad
Doesn't say ?sorry? all the time when it's not needed
Sticks up for me
Likes animals
Sends me flowers for no reason
Ignores my imperfections
Surprises me (good surprises)
Doesn't ever yell at me
Likes picnics
Likes to clean
First to say I Love You
Listens to me
Smells good
*Doesn't lie*
Likes kids
Makes me the center of his world
Not in trouble with the law
Isn't a goody-goody
Doesn't stare at other girls
Doesn't talk to other girls more than me
Doodles our names on paper
Likes to draw
Leaves notes on my car
Let's me go out with him and his friends
Will hang out with me and my friends
Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet
Gets jealous but not too jealous
Dependable
Doesn't hang up on me
Calls me babe, sweetie, etc
Calls me cute pet names
Isn't conceited
Isn't a penny-pincher
Likes sports and going to sports events
Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win
Doesn't play mind games
Doesn't just think about sex
Cares about world issues
Doesn't make me cry
Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone
Isn't shy
Has hopes, dreams, and wishes
Not opinionated
Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them
Can spell

My God, beotch.

 

[Cuda1447]

Well I don't fit that damn list.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

- M4H

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: MindStorm

Rachel is a real girl. The list was taken from her website. Rachel is a typical American woman. Keep in mind that she expects everything on the list simply because she has vagina.
5'8? and taller
Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
Handsome
Muscular
Weight depending on height ? not skinny, not fat
Good sense of humor
Dimples
Cute laugh
Sensitive
*Affectionate* in front of friends
Gives me lots of attention
Outgoing
Popular but doesn't know the whole state
Friends with my friends
Nice smile
Straight teeth
No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms)
Pierced ear(s) if any
Not too many tattoos if any
Likes to cuddle
Likes to party
Takes me out
Grabs my hand to hold
Kisses me unexpectedly
Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe
Has a good job
Tells me he misses me when we're not together
Makes me laugh
Open minded
Polite
Holds doors for me
Opens car doors
*Romantic*
Likes all type of music
Likes going to the movies
Talks to his friends about me
Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed
Gives massages without me having to ask
Plays with my hair
Calls me to just say hi
Tries not to argue
Apologizes for when he does wrong
Says what he's feeling
Has a car
Has a dog
Has a family that likes me
Compliments me
Is tan
Doesn't curse all the time
Wants to be with me as much as possible
Comes over unexpectedly
Wakes me up with a kiss
Same age or 3 years at the most older than me
*Trustworthy*
Patient
Likes to shop
Has good manners
Doesn't smoke
Occasionally drinks
Athletic
Is on time for dates
Calls back later when he says he will
Lives close to me
Wants to meet my family
Treats me like a princess
Has a cute butt
Good kissable lips
Good kisser
Good memory
Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc
Intelligent
Has direction
Creative
Likes everything about me
Committed
*My best friend*
Respectful
Mature
Persistent ? Hard working
Likes walks on the beach
Likes just staying home sometimes
Writes me songs/poems
Likes to dance
Has a sexy voice
Cooks for me
Likes to show me off
Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Rachel"
Likes to take pictures
Flirts with me in public and in private
Puts up with my mood swings
Comforts me when I'm sad
Doesn't say ?sorry? all the time when it's not needed
Sticks up for me
Likes animals
Sends me flowers for no reason
Ignores my imperfections
Surprises me (good surprises)
Doesn't ever yell at me
Likes picnics
Likes to clean
First to say I Love You
Listens to me
Smells good
*Doesn't lie*
Likes kids
Makes me the center of his world
Not in trouble with the law
Isn't a goody-goody
Doesn't stare at other girls
Doesn't talk to other girls more than me
Doodles our names on paper
Likes to draw
Leaves notes on my car
Let's me go out with him and his friends
Will hang out with me and my friends
Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet
Gets jealous but not too jealous
Dependable
Doesn't hang up on me
Calls me babe, sweetie, etc
Calls me cute pet names
Isn't conceited
Isn't a penny-pincher
Likes sports and going to sports events
Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win
Doesn't play mind games
Doesn't just think about sex
Cares about world issues
Doesn't make me cry
Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone
Isn't shy
Has hopes, dreams, and wishes
Not opinionated
Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them
Can spell

My God, beotch.

Damn... I thought I was a match then I noticed "Doodles our names on paper". I can't live up to that. Guess it was never ment to be

 

[DigDug]

His rationale about american women vs. the rest of the world is dead on.

A huge percentage of American women are selfish, flighty, insecure, needy and psychotic, and quite capable of concealing those traits during the dating phase

White 'career' American chicks are the bottom of the barrel marriage-wise.

Foreign-born women living in the US are the next best. They get married early...they are highly sought-after by American guys for their wifely skills (hell, any women who has ANY ability to be a wife is better than your average American chick, who knows NOTHING about being a wife)

...and I suppose I'll be castigated for being sexist. Well, perhaps, if sexism is recognition of the complementary role played by man and woman. I don't need a business colleague as a spouse.

 

[KGB1]

Originally posted by: BlipBlop
His rationale about american women vs. the rest of the world is dead on.

A huge percentage of American women are selfish, flighty, insecure, needy and psychotic, and quite capable of concealing those traits during the dating phase

White 'career' American chicks are the bottom of the barrel marriage-wise.

Foreign-born women living in the US are the next best. They get married early...they are highly sought-after by American guys for their wifely skills (hell, any women who has ANY ability to be a wife is better than your average American chick, who knows NOTHING about being a wife)

...and I suppose I'll be castigated for being sexist. Well, perhaps, if sexism is recognition of the complementary role played by man and woman. I don't need a business colleague as a spouse.

That's why you don't see mail-order brides of American women for sale to wealthy european/asian/south american phelatrophists. No body wants them. While American Men don't meet the high standards of women here (mostly) they go about searching for women to meet outside of the country (primarily Asian, Russian)

There's a member in this forum whose wife is Japanese (he's white I presume though). I wonder how well they get along? Myself personally, I'm not looking for a wife in the US at all. Thankfully I can speak 2 other languages besides English. So I can fair pretty decent in other parts of the world.

 

Originally posted by: KGB

Originally posted by: BlipBlop
His rationale about american women vs. the rest of the world is dead on.

A huge percentage of American women are selfish, flighty, insecure, needy and psychotic, and quite capable of concealing those traits during the dating phase

White 'career' American chicks are the bottom of the barrel marriage-wise.

Foreign-born women living in the US are the next best. They get married early...they are highly sought-after by American guys for their wifely skills (hell, any women who has ANY ability to be a wife is better than your average American chick, who knows NOTHING about being a wife)

...and I suppose I'll be castigated for being sexist. Well, perhaps, if sexism is recognition of the complementary role played by man and woman. I don't need a business colleague as a spouse.

That's why you don't see mail-order brides of American women for sale to wealthy european/asian/south american phelatrophists. No body wants them. While American Men don't meet the high standards of women here (mostly) they go about searching for women to meet outside of the country (primarily Asian, Russian)

There's a member in this forum whose wife is Japanese (he's white I presume though). I wonder how well they get along? Myself personally, I'm not looking for a wife in the US at all. Thankfully I can speak 2 other languages besides English. So I can fair pretty decent in other parts of the world.

i hope so for your sake. American Women suck.

 

[trmiv]

Great, give all the geeks on here ammo to rationalize their inability to get women.

 

Originally posted by: trmiv
Great, give all the geeks on here ammo to rationalize their inability to get women.

its the truth though

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: MindStorm

Rachel is a real girl. The list was taken from her website. Rachel is a typical American woman. Keep in mind that she expects everything on the list simply because she has vagina.
.....

My God, beotch.

Good friggen gawd!! That was like three screens worth of crap! I don't think there's a human being like that on this planet! And I'd be surprised if there were. When does his woman expect him to work and stuff if he's fulfilling this list of needs? Damn, this is fvcked.

A statment that can apply to that site at large, really. The cynicism was literally oozing from my monitor. Wow. Good thing I won't have to worry about a lot of this.

-- Jack

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman

 

[NightCrawler]

A friend got married and bought a house then he finds out that his wife is cheating on him and she won't stop when he confronts her and tells her to stop. They end up getting divored and of course she gets "his" house. This new guy moves in with her and now he is living in a crappy apartment and he has to pay all her bills.

Marriage sucked for him

 

[kami]

Well, I have to agree with him on European women if anything. I've been to a lot of European weddings (i'm a wedding videographer) and almost every single woman is absolutely gorgeous. Not sickly thin, but curvy and beautiful...they also know how to dress. Then you go to a normal wedding with good ol' canadians and it's a different story. :Q

They're all desperate for husbands. I get hit on all the time and I'm the farthest from a looker. I've already decided I am gonna marry one. You'll never go back after experiencing them.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Well I don't fit that damn list.

I stopped reading after "Handsome".

I'm 6'2" with brown hair and blue eyes. 2 out of 403 ain't bad.

Edit: Also, I've seen enough TV to know that I don't want to get in trouble for reasons that I don't know. I refuse to be in the same situation as Tim The Toolman. I couldn't handle the nagging.

 

[kami]

HAHAHA! This is hilarious!!

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: kami
HAHAHA! This is hilarious!!

yeah, it was a big deal on the internet a while ago. Guy set up a website, forgot what it was.

 

[fyleow]

Originally posted by: kami
HAHAHA! This is hilarious!!

Wait...I thought that ebay auction was on the news. If that is indeed his didn't he admit that there was no divorce and the whole thing was just to spruce things up? Hrmm

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: KGB

Originally posted by: BlipBlop
His rationale about american women vs. the rest of the world is dead on.

A huge percentage of American women are selfish, flighty, insecure, needy and psychotic, and quite capable of concealing those traits during the dating phase

White 'career' American chicks are the bottom of the barrel marriage-wise.

Foreign-born women living in the US are the next best. They get married early...they are highly sought-after by American guys for their wifely skills (hell, any women who has ANY ability to be a wife is better than your average American chick, who knows NOTHING about being a wife)

...and I suppose I'll be castigated for being sexist. Well, perhaps, if sexism is recognition of the complementary role played by man and woman. I don't need a business colleague as a spouse.

That's why you don't see mail-order brides of American women for sale to wealthy european/asian/south american phelatrophists. No body wants them. While American Men don't meet the high standards of women here (mostly) they go about searching for women to meet outside of the country (primarily Asian, Russian)

There's a member in this forum whose wife is Japanese (he's white I presume though). I wonder how well they get along? Myself personally, I'm not looking for a wife in the US at all. Thankfully I can speak 2 other languages besides English. So I can fair pretty decent in other parts of the world.

i hope so for your sake. American Women suck.

Sorry,I don't agree with that generalization at all.I'm an American woman and quite frankly I rock!

Btw,every dude I've come across over the years who went the mail order bride route had some pretty serious liabilties of his own .

 

[johnjbruin]

Originally posted by: NightCrawler
A friend got married and bought a house then he finds out that his wife is cheating on him and she won't stop when he confronts her and tells her to stop. They end up getting divored and of course she gets "his" house. This new guy moves in with her and now he is living in a crappy apartment and he has to pay all her bills.

Marriage sucked for him

divorce fvcking sucks for men. listen to his advice and listen to Tom Leykis if you live in So.Cal. He is on 97.1FM every evening. He brings the reality out of relationships. No wonder he's known as the professor.

 

[Chaotic42]

Yeah, it just seems like too big of a risk. Of all of the girls I've talked to about the subject, a whole *zero* of them would ever sign pre-nups.

 

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Yeah, it just seems like too big of a risk. Of all of the girls I've talked to about the subject, a whole *zero* of them would ever sign pre-nups.

screw that. When the courts stop ruling in favor of the women, I'll consider marriage. Its too big of a risk of things go south.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
screw that. When the courts stop ruling in favor of the women, I'll consider marriage. Its too big of a risk of things go south.

Could you imagine buying a $500,000 house and a $40,000 car and her deciding to divorce? She'd get all of that, and you'd have to pay her 50% of your income.

Screw that.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
Read up boys

Here is a nice sample from the site...

My granddad told me an insightful story before my wedding. He said for the first year of marriage to put a penny in a jar every time I had sex with my wife. Starting in year two, take out two pennies every time we had sex. He said there'd be money in the jar when I died. I think he's going to be right.

sex ed teacher told us that one hah

 

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: FallenHero
screw that. When the courts stop ruling in favor of the women, I'll consider marriage. Its too big of a risk of things go south.

Could you imagine buying a $500,000 house and a $40,000 car and her deciding to divorce? She'd get all of that, and you'd have to pay her 50% of your income.

Screw that.

Yes I could. Which is why I am not going to marry...I love my g/f, but unless a pre-nup is signed, no no on the marriage thing. I just gotta watch out for that "marriage at common law" stuff.