Why didn't I invent this?

eadInc

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Sorry if this video is old hat... but who doesn't like to see a pair of well supported breasts?

Kush. Uh, should be fine for work, though any random onlooker might assume you're a perv, but you probably are anyways so who gives a shit?

Anyways, I totally should have invented this. I definitely will be making amends by offering well deserving women my "personal Kush" to be nuzzled between their knockers to give them peace of mind as they rest.
 

xanis

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"Why didn't I invent this?"

I usually ask myself that question every day when I see one thing or another.
 

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Originally posted by: Barfo
My hands do a better job of supporting and they're free.

I don't think you see the elegant design of this. It's a penis, man. Some dude, while boning into his wife's breasts thought.. hey.. how can I sell this as "theraupetic" or something to that effect.

Splooge! The Kush! Eureka!

Now that I'm thinking of it, let's make the Kush Jr. A device that supports the balls. It would have to, obviously, look like a sloppy pair of drunken lips, with clown lipstick painted onto it. Anyone want to draw up the art for marketing?
 

Rubycon

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Right angle flashlight is better and it doubles as a reading light! :laugh:
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: Baked
But does it vibrate?

Don't post things like that! Quick, run out and get a patent on that idea! "New and improved dual-purpose!"
And rename it.

Let's see, it supports breasts...


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