Why didnt Andy ever fire Barney Fife?

[Sluggo]

Barney was such a screw-up, why didnt Andy fire his ass?

 

[PsychoAndy]

I've been spending too much time on AT

 

[bentwookie]

he was the court jester...

gomer and floyd I questioned though, wasn't jim nabors gay?

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
I've been spending too much time on AT

Yep

 

[Slacker]

Barney had pictures of Andy with sheep.

 

[StattlichPassat]

It would have been bad for ratings- Gomer wouldn't have filled the position very well.

 

[UltraQuiet]

Barney had the bullet.

 

[amdskip]

Those shows still kick a$$

Barney always blew holes in his pants with his gun.

 

[Brutuskend]

Cuz Barney had a BULLET.....Oh wait, Andy only gave him the "the Bullet" once in a great while.....

Maybe they were "Pals"

 

[Tangerine]

Barney was Andy's cousin.

 

[draggoon01]

similar to asking:
why didn't the castaway's kick gilligand off the island?

 

[pyonir]

Affirmative Action

 

[SuperSix]

Originally posted by: draggoon01
similar to asking:
why didn't the castaway's kick gilligand off the island?

I still wanna bang MaryAnne

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: SuperSix

Originally posted by: draggoon01
similar to asking:
why didn't the castaway's kick gilligand off the island?

I still wanna bang MaryAnne

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