Because sometimes staplers like to go up to water bottles and say hello how are you and the flashlights are like dude get off my girl dawg and the tv is like who the hell are you calling b!tch?!??!?! to which the microphone responds YOU, WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?!?! and the stapler's cousin (the khakis) are like why hello there i think we need to simmer down and get some wrinkle free groovin going on, and everyone else is like why the hell are you such a pansy, to which the khakis had no answer because he was too busy being emulsified into a jello flan. three cheers for hearty beef n potato stew.
koenigsegg is such a truffle :heart:
mushrooooommmm