Why did the redneck cross the road?

[jjones]

Originally posted by: Engineer
hehe....the saw mill joke made me think of this one...

Little Johnny and his two friends were beating off in an alley and were caught by the local Sherriff.

The Sheriff wanted to punish the boys so he asked the first boy "Where does your daddy work"?

The boy replied - "In a butcher shop"

Sheriff replied - "I'm going to take a butcher knife and cut your d!ck off"

Sheriff asked the 2nd boy "Where does your daddy work?"

The boy replied - "In a saw mill"

Sheriff replied - "I'm going to take the saw and cut your d!ck off"

Sheriff saw Johnny laughing against one of the buildings and asked "What the hell are you laughin at?"

Johnny - "My dad works in a lollypop factory!..hehehe! "

:laugh:

:Q

lol

 

[bharok]

ha ha the second one was much funnier

 

[zakee00]

no, heres a better one my friend told me:
Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD!!!!!!!!

Why did the mokey fall out of the tree?

























BECAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN!!!