Why did the goat cross the road?

[confused1234]

WORST JOKE EVER ABOUT TO BE TOLD

when i was a kid i was at my friends house and we wanted pizza rolls. so we told his dad to go get some. he comes back puts them in the oven, brings them down to us and says"they didnt have the cheese pizza rolls so i got the flea pizza rolls!"

 

[BlancoNino]

My goal is to make this the first joke thread I've made that doesn't get locked.

Still praying that I got enough positive responses.

Brutuskend better have his eye on this fiesty young comedian...because I'm working my way to the top!

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Wow. I posted this joke in the other thread about the funniest joke ever, and it got great responses.

You guys don't know a good stupid joke ever. You probably laugh at Becker and Sex in the City while I laugh at Family Guy/South Park.

Wrong crowd I guess.

Oh and BTW, don't just "READ" the joke. Say it out loud as Sqube mentions in the post right below this one, effectively rendering it uneccessary.

Becker *IS* funny So is south park, family guy has become meh.

 

[imported_LoKe]

That joke was bahahahahahahahahahad.

Screw goats, but not literally, unless that's your thing.

 

[myjaja]

Originally posted by: LoKe
That joke was bahahahahahahahahahad.

Screw goats, but not literally, unless that's your thing.

:Q

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
He stole my joke!!!!!!!

Why did Santa cross the road????

To ghohohohohohohohohohohohit to the other side!


Jerk :|

LMAO. for some reason this salvaged the lame OP.

 

[feelingshorter]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Did you eat paint chips as a child?

LOL

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
My goal is to make this the first joke thread I've made that doesn't get locked.

Still praying that I got enough positive responses.

Brutuskend better have his eye on this fiesty young comedian...because I'm working my way to the top!

I'm betting he'll be dead before you come anywhere close. He is not THAT young, you know.

Sorry, Brutus. :heart:

 

[Zach]

:thumbsdown:

 

[DrPizza]

:thumbsup:
I'll use that one, mainly because I can sound like a real goat (practice), plus I own a herd of goats.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
:thumbsup:
I'll use that one, mainly because I can sound like a real goat (practice), plus I own a herd of goats.

Watch too much SNL in the late 90s?

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: DrPizza
:thumbsup:
I'll use that one, mainly because I can sound like a real goat (practice), plus I own a herd of goats.

Watch too much SNL in the late 90s?

No, because of part 2 of my sentence. I'm around goats every day... It's pretty natural to learn to imitate their sound.

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
To gehhehahheheheheahhaheehaehaeheaahehehheheeht to the other side.

Meh...I really wish you would just stop posting...