Why did the chicken cross the road?

[MisterJackson]

....I don't know, but I bet the road could kick the chickens ass if he crossed it!






Get it, crossed...mad....kicked ass.....

Commence the knee slapping(or the booing, whichever comes first)!

I give myself a 2/10! 😀

 

[MDE]

Maybe a -2\10...

😛

 

[Zanix]

*lays an egg*

 

[monk3y]

Don't think it's worthy of a rating. Good effort though.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: monk3y
Don't think it's worthy of a rating. Good effort though.

I saw a chicken truck on the way in to work this morn and was inspired....what can I say!

 

[JoPh]

101/10!

 

[leftyman]

why dont you cross the road

 

[HybridSquirrel]

100 billion/ infiniti 😛

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: leftyman
why dont you cross the road

lolo PWNlol!!11

 

[jupiter57]

The best "Chicken crossing the road" joke I've ever heard.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the 'possum that it COULD be done!

(You may have to be from Kentucky to fully appreciate that one!)

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
....I don't know, but I bet the road could kick the chickens ass if he crossed it!






Get it, crossed...mad....kicked ass.....

Commence the knee slapping(or the booing, whichever comes first)!

I give myself a 2/10! 😀

i'm dying here :laugh:

 

[illusion88]

2/0

 

[Azndude51]

:thumbsdown:

 

[jlbenedict]

:thumbsdown:

 

[bigrash]

booooooooooooooo!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

At least you gave an explanation.

.00000001/10

 

[paulney]

The chicken crossed the road because Chuck Norris told it so. With a roundhouse kick to the butt.

 

[Rudee]

Originally posted by: bigrash
booooooooooooooo!

Are you saying "boooooo" or "boooourrrnsss"?

 

[Childs]

What did one lesbian frog say to the other?













Gee,we really do taste like chicken.

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: Rudee

Originally posted by: bigrash
booooooooooooooo!

Are you saying "boooooo" or "boooourrrnsss"?

I think he's trying to say "boooooomerang"

I think it's Aussie slang for really liking something?

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: Childs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other?













Gee,we really do taste like chicken.

Nice! :beer:

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: leftyman
why dont you cross the road

I'd soooo kick the roads ass.