why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?

[MrDudeMan]

*drum roll*







because he lost interest!


edit: LOL @ some of the replies...a few other answers to this may be

- because she wouldnt let him make any deposits

or

- because of the penalty for early withdrawl


good stuff guys

 

[clarkey01]

10/10

 

[stan394]

2/10

 

[brxndxn]

Originally posted by: clarkey01
10/10

agreed

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: stan394
2/10

boo hiss

i know it sucks but i think its kinda funny

 

[LikeLinus]

my wife said "oh i thought it was because she wouldnt let him make any deposits"

Her > U!!

 

[clarkey01]

Originally posted by: brxndxn

Originally posted by: clarkey01
10/10

agreed

It was a simple but..erm...Yeah it was a crap joke but that in itself made it good.

 

[Rastus]

I thought it was because of the penalty for early withdrawl.

 

[stan394]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
my wife said "oh i thought it was because she wouldnt let him make any deposits"

Her > U!!

QFT^2

 

[Kalbi]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
my wife said "oh i thought it was because she wouldnt let him make any deposits"

Her > U!!

hahahhahahhahahaa deposits.....hahahhhaa

 

[Kalbi]

Originally posted by: Rastus
I thought it was because of the penalty for early withdrawl.

HAHAHAHAHA you guys are good

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
my wife said "oh i thought it was because she wouldnt let him make any deposits"

Her > U!!

ahahaha

 

[stan394]

Originally posted by: Kalbi

Originally posted by: Rastus
I thought it was because of the penalty for early withdrawl.

HAHAHAHAHA you guys are good

agreed. haha

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: brxndxn

Originally posted by: clarkey01
10/10

agreed

Oh please, you guys give him too much credit...!

*makes a 'give it to me' motion with hands*

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: brxndxn

Originally posted by: clarkey01
10/10

agreed

Oh please, you guys give him too much credit...!

*makes a 'give it to me' motion with hands*

lol nice one

 

[Yossarian]

she wouldn't accept any more money shots?

 

[silverpig]

Cause she had a drive up service window.

 

[smartt]

... because she blew his wad????

 

[stan394]

this thread rocks!!!!

 

[jfall]

Did you hear that someone broke into the police station and stole all of the toilets?

The cops have nothing to go on

 

[ruffilb]

Wow, this thread is so pwnt!

 

[Sheepathon]

:laugh:

 

[bootymac]

Man who farted in church sat in his own pew

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

 

[toekramp]

cause she denied him an atm? (urbandictionary is your friend)