Why did the 10k resistor get fired from the passenger train company?

[Stopsignhank]

I thought he got fired for singing his favorite song too much, you know. Ohm Ohm on the range......




I do not feel very good about myself right now.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Well, given that you think that Hillary's the best we've got going right now, what does that say?

Well she is so what's your point?

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Why did the engineer try to give his circuit Viagra?

He wasn't happy with it's impedance.

 

[John Connor]

Q) Why did the transistor cross the road?

A) It wanted to get on the other side.

 

[Jeff7]

Boooourns.