Why did the 10k resistor get fired from the passenger train company?

[Red Squirrel]

He was a really bad conductor.

 

[JEDIYoda]

-1987564/0 I couldn`t resist

 

[sportage]

Someones taking an electronics course?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Question: Whose BIOS is happy upon failure to post?

Answer:

Spoiler

Red Squirrel's.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Someones taking an electronics course?

I just randomly thought of this one. lol.

 

[who?]

10 Meg. resistor would be better for this application.

 

[sandorski]

I heard they hired a copper wire instead. Turns out though that he is a nudist, shorted out the train causing a massive fire killing over 100 passengers. This will likely bankrupt the company due to Lawsuits.

Sometimes the best candidate turns out to be the worst.

 

[John Connor]

What if a transistor married a transformer and had children. Would they produce triplechangers?

 

[CraKaJaX]

Oh boy. I remember in lab seeing who could come up with the worst EE jokes ever. I don't recall this one ........ but it's pretty bad.

 

[highland145]

OP aren't you busy enough holding our hat?

 

[FerrelGeek]

Well, given that you think that Hillary's the best we've got going right now, what does that say?

I heard they hired a copper wire instead. Turns out though that he is a nudist, shorted out the train causing a massive fire killing over 100 passengers. This will likely bankrupt the company due to Lawsuits.

Sometimes the best candidate turns out to be the worst.

 

[sandorski]

Well, given that you think that Hillary's the best we've got going right now, what does that say?

I didn't choose her.

 

[gorcorps]

I heard they hired a copper wire instead. Turns out though that he is a nudist, shorted out the train causing a massive fire killing over 100 passengers. This will likely bankrupt the company due to Lawsuits.

Sometimes the best candidate turns out to be the worst.

Investigation was incorrect, turns out he just had a Note 7

 

[HumblePie]

Another induction to bad EE jokes.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Another induction to bad EE jokes.

but EE's do it til it hertz...

 

[nakedfrog]

These jokes are so bad it hertz.

 

[nakedfrog]

but EE's do it til it hertz...

You son of a bitch.

 

[Ken g6]

Watt?

 

[FerrelGeek]

I didn't choose her.

I know. I was teasing. I didn't choose the other one either.

 

[DaTT]

Ohm I gawd, that's an awful joke.

 

[CraKaJaX]

You son of a bitch.

I've been called worse.

 

[HumblePie]

I'm board already.

Wake me up when V gets over IR already

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Something something lazy something semi-conductor.

 

[Thebobo]

What is the only electronic component that works when it breaks?

 

[HumblePie]

What is the only electronic component that works when it breaks?

Trying to fuse some thoughts together to figure this out but got nothing.