Why did Noah get mad when clothes were put on him when he was found naked??

[Pray To Jesus]

Discuss.

 

[HAL9000]

What?

Is this about Noahs ark? If so: It didn't happen. If not? What is this about?

 

[fralexandr]

wouldn't a better question be why god approved of slavery as a punishment for noah's son seeing him naked?

edit: it's about the bible

 

[HAL9000]

wouldn't a better question be why god approved of slavery as a punishment for noah's son seeing him naked?

edit: it's about the bible

Ah.

I'm not going to speculate why a fairy story written 2,000 years a go makes no sense.

 

[Newbian]

Ah.

I'm not going to speculate why a fairy story written 2,000 years a go makes no sense.

Don't be making fun of a story about the original zombie.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

What?

Is this about Noahs ark? If so: It didn't happen. If not? What is this about?

You don't know for sure that it didn't happen. Try again buddy.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

Ah.

I'm not going to speculate why a fairy story written 2,000 years a go makes no sense.

I'm sure it makes sense that's why I ask. You're a fairy story yourself buddy.

 

[dank69]

Cuz he was an angry drunk?

 

[HAL9000]

You don't know for sure that it didn't happen. Try again buddy.

I'm sure it makes sense that's why I ask. You're a fairy story yourself buddy.

Two things:

1) I'm not your buddy.
2) I know with a degree of certainty that it didn't happen.

If we buried a copy of Harry Potter in the desert, in 2,000 years people would dig it up and think we had magic powers, that doesn't make it so.

 

[dank69]

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Adam and Eve = incest, discuss.

 

[HAL9000]

Adam and Eve = incest, discuss.

Technically I think that Eve is a clone of Adam, as she was cloned from some of his cells from a rib, so wouldn't that make it gay incest? Unless Eve was a Hermaphrodite I suppose, or if "she" was transgender.

 

[Maximilian]

Discuss.

And thee said to thy, Jebus, I bestow upon thee thy four terabyte porn collection, use it well.

- Matthew 12:14

 

[HAL9000]

And thee said to thy, Jebus, I bestow upon thee thy four terabyte porn collection, use it well.

- Matthew 12:14

I thought it was 5?

 

[Mike Gayner]

LOL religion is hilarious. Christians are excellent at making up ridiculous stories.

 

[HAL9000]

LOL religion is hilarious. Christians are excellent at making up ridiculous stories.

They are also excellent and following them blindly.

 

[Crono]

Because Noah was drunk, and his son Ham was staring and probably mocking his fathers nakedness, as well. The other two sons quickly sought to give the man some dignity.

Noah made a mistake. I don't think he was habitually drunk, just probably made a bit too strong wine and overdid it. Not like there were other winemakers around to give him winemaking advice.

 

[Maximilian]

I thought it was 5?

Due to thine file system limitations of thee juda5 file system thy 5 terrabytes is more like thee 4 terrabytes.

Luke 4:11

 

[SlitheryDee]

Doesn't matter. God had his back.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Not that it needed to get any worse, but after Scientology came out, nothing more needs to be said about religion.

 

[HAL9000]

Due to thine file system limitations of thee juda5 file system thy 5 terrabytes is more like thee 4 terrabytes.

Luke 4:11

Oh shit yeah, I forgot how long ago it was written

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Are timewarps on AT also the wrath of God, or is is Satan?

 

[HAL9000]

Are timewarps on AT also the wrath of God, or is is Satan?

They are the wrath of a powerful fictional being.

Can't remember which of those two that is.

 

[Crono]

Are timewarps on AT also the wrath of God, or is is Satan?

Neither. I like branching out the multiverse.

 

[Bignate603]

LOL religion is hilarious. Christians are excellent at making up ridiculous stories.

I'm fairly sure that this is out of the Old Testament so you can't blame this one on the Christians. It was before their time.