Why did God create alcohol?

[yhelothar]

So ugly women can have sex too.

 

[quakefiend420]

boo EDIT: for making me think about ugly women having sex...

 

[Rockhound]

Ugly women like you?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
So ugly women can have sex too.

OR:

So so-so women that look good after 31 beers can sucker an honest guy into impregnating them?

/looks at son's mom

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
So ugly women can have sex too.

OR:

So so-so women that look good after 31 beers can sucker an honest guy into impregnating them?

/looks at son's mom

Ya, because there's no such thing as personal responsibility.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
So ugly women can have sex too.

OR:

So so-so women that look good after 31 beers can sucker an honest guy into impregnating them?

/looks at son's mom

That sh!ts cold.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
So ugly women can have sex too.

OR:

So so-so women that look good after 31 beers can sucker an honest guy into impregnating them?

/looks at son's mom

Ya, because there's no such thing as personal responsibility.

You're right; and I was SO wrong 10 years ago. I'm hard on other stupid men b/c I'm hard on myself. I should've been more careful and not trusted some chick who used to be on the pill...at least I thought she was....she said...but I saw....but she said...get it?

Never trust the but. Or the butt. Or a big butt and a smile.

 

[Zenmervolt]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin

ZV

 

[nycxandy]

:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown: / :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[Brutuskend]

The real reason was to keep the Irish from conquering the world!

 

[intogamer]

lame:thumbsdown: