Why crooks are crooks....cuz they are teh STUPID

[Brutuskend]

Rothesay, Scotland

In August 1975 three men were on their way in to rob the Royal Bank of Scotland in Rothesay, when they got stuck in the revolving doors. They had to be helped free by the staff and, after thanking everyone, sheepishly left the building. A few minutes later they returned and announced their intention of robbing the bank, but none of the staff believed them. When they demanded 5,000 pounds in cash, the head cashier laughed at them, convinced that it was a practical joke. One of the men jumped over the counter, but fell to the floor clutching his ankle. The other two tried to make their getaway, but got trapped in the revolving doors again. They were captured.

Radnor, Pennsylvania

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a bank robbery suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

 

[zsouthboy]

pwned!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Haha 😀

 

[Schadenfroh]

foolish n00b criminal

 

[MrCodeDude]

He's lying 😀
-- mrcodedude

 

[MacBaine]

People in general are stupid. A cop buddy of mine once got called to a house, where the residents told him that they had had enough of the ghosts that were there, and they wanted him to get rid of them. So he set his pager on vibrate and turned it on, then moved around the room with it... telling them that they were gone now. They thanked him and went back to sleep.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
People in general are stupid. A cop buddy of mine once got called to a house, where the residents told him that they had had enough of the ghosts that were there, and they wanted him to get rid of them. So he set his pager on vibrate and turned it on, then moved around the room with it... telling them that they were gone now. They thanked him and went back to sleep.

😕

please say that those people were high

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: MacBaine
People in general are stupid. A cop buddy of mine once got called to a house, where the residents told him that they had had enough of the ghosts that were there, and they wanted him to get rid of them. So he set his pager on vibrate and turned it on, then moved around the room with it... telling them that they were gone now. They thanked him and went back to sleep.

😕

please say that those people were high

or more than 5 years old :Q

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Lithium381

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: MacBaine
People in general are stupid. A cop buddy of mine once got called to a house, where the residents told him that they had had enough of the ghosts that were there, and they wanted him to get rid of them. So he set his pager on vibrate and turned it on, then moved around the room with it... telling them that they were gone now. They thanked him and went back to sleep.

😕

please say that those people were high

or more than 5 years old :Q

Those people are just sad.