why couldnt this happen at a better time!! *cries* (about going out tomorrow night)

[skim milk]

alright... it's couple days left until i move... and some people i know want to go clubbing saturday night for like the "last time" type thing since im moving

anyways.... i really have no choice but to go

the problems is... i gave myself a haircut on monday which came out REALLY REALLY retarded looking
it's short too so i can't do anything about it except wait for it to grow and get it cut again
i dont worry that much about my looks but i want to go the club looking good you know? so i can have confidence and have no probs talking to girls

but the day is tomorrow night



do you see people at clubs with their hats on backward? im thinking of doing that... i don't really like hat, i would much rather gel my hair and not worry about it but a hat covering my head will be much better than how my hair looks now

: (

 

[pyonir]

The clubs down here in PHX don't allow hats.

 

[rgwalt]

The lesson here is to get someone else to cut your hair you cheap bastard.



R

 

[skim milk]

and another thing, i have a fever blister near my upper lip

things always go perfect for me...

 

[Ulfwald]

Shave you head. The shock factor alone may increase your chances of getting laid.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: fritolays
and another thing, i have a fever blister near my upper lip

things always go perfect for me...

A little 'cover-up' should make that go away. :lips:

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Shave you head. The shock factor alone my increase your chances of getting laid.

While this may seem like a joke, it's currently your best option.

- M4H

 

[conjur]

You = teh sux0r


heh heh

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: conjur
You = teh sux0r


heh heh

He said blister, not cold sore.

:Q

- M4H

 

[Electric Amish]

Yeah, your life is over. Might as well end it now....

amish

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: conjur
You = teh sux0r


heh heh

He said blister, not cold sore.

:Q

- M4H

Doesn't matter.

He might as well be a leper.

I'd just sit in a dark corner and drink myself into a stupor.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: conjur

I'd just sit in a dark corner and drink myself into a stupor.

Kinda like you usually do?

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: conjur

I'd just sit in a dark corner and drink myself into a stupor.

Kinda like you usually do?

Nah...I've moved up to sitting in the open and then drinking myself into a stupor.

I get a weird kick out of the laughs and jeers.

 

[imported_Tomato]

How about a bandana?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

So, now that I'm done mocking you for the moment - stop being such a whiny little bitch and go out and have fun. Wear a hat (FORWARDS) if you're that worried about your hair, and for the thing on your lip ... well, just find a really drunk girl who doesn't care and is willing to skip the foreplay anyhow.

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Dezign
How about a bandana?

Not likely. Lots of clubs consider them "gang-related apparel".

Stupid, I know, but true.

- M4H

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
So, now that I'm done mocking you for the moment - stop being such a whiny little bitch and go out and have fun. Wear a hat (FORWARDS) if you're that worried about your hair, and for the thing on your lip ... well, just find a really drunk girl who doesn't care and is willing to skip the foreplay anyhow.

- M4H

I thought you were done mocking him?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dezign
How about a bandana?

Not likely. Lots of clubs consider them "gang-related apparel".

Stupid, I know, but true.

- M4H

Clubs here say the same thing about hats and athletic jerseys.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Dezign
How about a bandana?

Not likely. Lots of clubs consider them "gang-related apparel".

Stupid, I know, but true.

- M4H

Clubs here say the same thing about hats and athletic jerseys.

Maybe the athletic jerseys (what IS with that f***ing "FUBU 05" crap anyhow?) I could see being borderline ... but hats? Honestly, wtf.

- M4H

 

[pyonir]

In highschool we weren't allowed to have different colored shoe laces in the same pair of shoes. They said that was considered gang affiliated.

 

[Hubris]

Here's another vote for shaving your head.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire


Maybe the athletic jerseys (what IS with that f***ing "FUBU 05" crap anyhow?) I could see being borderline ... but hats? Honestly, wtf.

- M4H

goes with the whole "dress to impress" dress code. No jeans, cargo pants, sandles, tank tops, jerseys, hats, baggy pants (at some), etc.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire


Maybe the athletic jerseys (what IS with that f***ing "FUBU 05" crap anyhow?) I could see being borderline ... but hats? Honestly, wtf.

- M4H

goes with the whole "dress to impress" dress code. No jeans, cargo pants, sandles, tank tops, jerseys, hats, baggy pants (at some), etc.

Yeah, lots of places in Utah require shirts with collars for the guys.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Yeah, lots of places in Utah require shirts with collars for the guys.

Yep..heard of that as well.

 

[kranky]

Are you going so you can be with your friends for "one last time", or are you going to try to get laid and that's why you are freaking out about your hair?

Oh wait, I think I already figured out the answer. Obviously you are worried about getting laid, and the friends thing isn't really why you're going. With that in mind, just tell them you aren't going.