Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12

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Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son....Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package." The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college boys." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

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Hopefully it's not a repost :eek:

My question is, what about 36 packs? :Q
 
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Just to join issues....

From 20-30 if a man lives right - it's once in the morning and twice at night.
From 30-40 if he still lives right he misses a morning and sometimes a night
From 40-50 it's now and then
From 50-60 it's heaven knows when !!!!!!!!
From 60-70 he's slightly declined

But, let him kid u - it's still on his mind .
:D

commemnts guys ........

how did u find this ???
 
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<< Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and buns come in packages of 8? >>



Good question.

And why are there interstate freeways in hawaii?
 
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