Why computers crash

Swag1138

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Probably a repost, but I dont care.

Dr Seuss explains why computers crashDr Seuss Explains Why Computers Crash

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cus sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!!



 

Derango

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I've heard this one thousands and thousands of times... It was funny the first hundred :) But if you're seeing it for the first time (What rock have you been living under ;) ), then you might find it funny.
 

Balthazar

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<< 'cause they use AMD processors




:D
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Oh my, look, the humor gnomes forgot to leave some funneh under your pillow.
 

joohang

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<< 'cause they use AMD processors

:D
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With Windows ME, none the less! ;)
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With VIA chipsets. :D
 

SHoddyCOmp

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Hey i liked it though, it humored me.

Hey!!! My computer (well the one that i want to build up) is AMD with VIA lol