"Why Computers Sometimes Crash" By: Dr. Seuss
by Dr. Seuss.(Read this to yourself aloud - It's Great!)
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted
at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy
disk
abort, then the socket packet pocket has
an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by
a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and
your
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,then your situation's
hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network
is
connected to the
button on your mouse, but your packets want
to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer
down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side
effects of gauss, so your icons in the window
are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a
bang,
cuz sure as
I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro
code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash
the
memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the
computer and be sure
to tell your Mom!
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by Dr. Seuss.(Read this to yourself aloud - It's Great!)
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted
at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy
disk
abort, then the socket packet pocket has
an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by
a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and
your
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,then your situation's
hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network
is
connected to the
button on your mouse, but your packets want
to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer
down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side
effects of gauss, so your icons in the window
are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a
bang,
cuz sure as
I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro
code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash
the
memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the
computer and be sure
to tell your Mom!
Jokersmoker
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