Why can't this happen everyday!!!

[Mucman]

I am waiting at the bus loop after school. Just standing there listening to my discman while staring blankly at Venus. Then all of the sudden 3 really hot girls ~18yro came up to me and asked for the time. I couldn't hear them so I took off my phones and they just giggled and asked for the time really loudly... I told them I didn't know and as they walked away they smacked me in the ass TWICE! I just smiled to myself as they laughed and ran away. A few minutes later I am doing the same thing and then they come running by and they smack me in the ass again! (good thing it's cold because my ass must have felt like a rock ) I just laughed and shook my head not knowing what to make of it. One of them kept looking at me and I just looked over and smiled. My bus came around and is it drove around I gave them a wave and one of them gave me a cute wink...

I know I probably won't see them ever again, but man things like that sure build up a mans confidence and now I have been walking with a big grin on my face all day!

 

[Moonbeam]

New shoes can do that too.

 

[Mucman]

New clothes does nothing for me... I just thought it was fun for people to be so loose in such an uptight world.

 

[Yeeny]

good thing it's cold because my ass must have felt like a rock )

All this time I was using a stairmaster, and I could have just stuck my butt in the freezer? Why wasn't this info given to me sooner?

 

[Mucman]

Let me elaborate... when I get cold my body tenses up so I was squeezing my cheecks 'til there was no tommorrow , btw many people find stairmaster makes their butt look bigger! Make sure you don't lean over too much.

 

[Yeeny]

Are you saying I have a big butt? :Q

And thanks for the clarification, lol!

 

[Aquaman]

Mucman (or should we call you Buttman now)........... better check to see if theres a sign on your butt j/k

I bow to the @ssmaster

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Mucman]

LOL, please don't call me buttman because I am sure some people would take it the wrong way (pun NOT intended ).

Girl Friday[edit]sorry about that [/edit]!!! I was not trying to tease you!!! Please don't hurt me!!! I just mentioned it because I know people who have complained about getting a bubble butt from going on the stairmaster. The key is to not overdo it. If you finding your self leaning over just lower the setting for a bit. For the best workout on the SM don't even hold onto anything, just swing your arms like you are walking (once you get the hang of that put some weights in your hand). I am just speaking from experience because I used to be overweight my whole life but I got sick of it... I went from a 210lb lard ass to a 170lb semi-lean machine. I still have the strech marks to show for it though .

I have just been having a great week and I feel so happy right now... this little event just topped it all of (for those of you whom this happends to everyday, please keep your mouth shut ). Got A's on my exams, I got my finances worked out, being flirted with by hot girls... what more can I guy ask for? [edit]I guess I could ask for a Geforce2 GTS Ultra, new subs for my stereo, a new bike... umm I guess I could ask for more, but I'm content where I am [/edit]

 

[Yeeny]

Crylsa!!! I was not trying to tease you!!! Please don't hurt me!!!

LMAO! Um, I am not Crysla..... Silly, you need to keep women's names straight! Now what if you did that to your girlfriend, you would be in trouble!!! :Q And I know you were not teasing me, thanks for the advice. And good luck, I hope you see those ladies again.

 

[Mucman]

I am soooooo sorry!!! Girl Thursday, will you accept my humble apology?

 

[Isla]

You go, Mucman. It's good to be young...

One day, you'll have people calling you 'sir' instead of smacking your behind. Enjoy these time while they last, buahahahaha~!

Heck, I have been trying to build up my posterior. I have one of those 'flat' fannies, and I do as many squats as I can to build it up. I've finally got some back, I am so proud!

 

[hubbs]

haha mucman. that's pretty funny I can just see you there grinning to yourself the rest of the day

 

[Mucman]

Isla, I love doing squats! I prefer leg-press for the superficial aspect of it... I can do a lot more .
Have you ever done dead-lifts? It's an advanced exercise but it will give you that ditch going down the middle of your back... I don't have that yet, but it feels great! It improves your posture so much.

hubbs, the grin is here to stay! Nothings going to bring me down from this week!

 

[Isla]

Mucman,

My trainer is working me towards it(dead lifts). I just started body building 4 months ago, but I really like it. I'm also training to start boxing... my sister is doing it so this will be a chance to knock her around for fun! I'm really pleased with the results so far... I would like to have that ditch you speak of eventually.

No wonder the girls were goosing you! You go, Mucman!

 

[Kaiser__Sose]

mucman:

you let 3 girls smack your ass twice and you didn't try to chop them?
yo.. you need to work on your game son...

 

[Mucman]

That sounds cool Isla... it amazes me how this thread turned into a female body building thread

Kaiser-Sose, yeah tell me about it! I got no game whatsoever. Things like that never happen to me (why else would I post about it ). I just kept on listening to my discman and stared at Venus (listening to Caress of Steel by Rush btw ). Believe or not I am a 20yr old who has never had a girlfriend, and I have no desire for one. I am happy how my life is going and I don't want a girl to enter my life and mess me up.

 

[Mucman]

One day has gone by and my grin is still gleaming

 

[Weyoun]

Well I'm glad to hear one of us is happy Don't hold onto it though, it hurts man, it hurts bad...

 

[Elita1]

Gee, I was just wondering where that glow was coming from. I thought to myself:"Why, someone must have slapped Mucman's hind quarters!"
Careful, though! they could be fembots....

 

[Mucman]

I was feeling great, but I just got the news that one of my high-school teachers past away , he was well respected and we are expecting ~500 at his funeral tommorrow. He symbolized school spirit at out school and was a great human being. I went to a small assembly in memory of him today, but the overall atmosphere was positive, so it didn't bring me too far down from how I am feeling.

Wow, a witty comment from Red Dawn! How unexpected