Why can't they dice up the strawberries smaller in my shakes?

[T4NNER]

Everytime I get a strawberry milkshake with real strawberries, the dern things get stuck in the straw. I end up having to suck like the dickens to get those things out.

 

[snow patrol]

Probably because they can't be bothered

 

[T4NNER]

Then I can't be bothered to reach in my pocket and pull out the cash to pay for them anymore.

 

[AlphaIVT]

get a bigger straw

 

[T4NNER]

always a smart guy.

 

[Isla]

T4NNER

Consider it valuable lip strengthening/tongue coordinating practice that you will be able to impress with in the future....

 

[T4NNER]

Isla: I don't want to know.

Besides, my tounge is extraordinally strong and coordinated already... from what I've heard.

 

[Viperoni]

Dry
BTW: Real strawberry shakes are l33t
Alpha's got the idea though...they make bigger straws for frosters...only makes sense for real strawberry shakes..

 

[AlphaIVT]

Jack in the Box's Strawberry/Bannana MilkShake is crap!!! The thing is so frozen and thick, you'd even be lucky enough to get the thing through the straw's they provide, the straws are already big also.

 

[Sacotool]

<< suck like the dickens >>

hehehe

 

[shopbruin]

jamba juice doesn't always mush up my strawberries either... how evil. :|

 

[HoopDogg]

l33t??? WTF IS THAT??? someone help out...

 

[ElFenix]

real strawberry margaritas kick ass. big time. best damned rita i've ever had.

l33t is leet. like elite.

 

[HoopDogg]

thanks dOOd
that's some phat olde skOOl l33t ness!

haha poor attempt