why can't a good looking chick seat next to me on plane?

[Liviathan]

Took a flight out this morning from Chicago Ohare to St. Louis...why!!!

Bunch of hot chicks...all passed my seat..get two old guys next to me....one took 30 minutes to come up with 2 answers to a crossword puzzle and the other one was reading Lord of the Rings!!!

 

[BigJohnKC]

At least he was reading a good book....

When I flew back from Ireland in 2000, I sat between two hot chicks, both incredibly skinny. I could spread my fat ass out like you wouldn't believe. It was like having two seats!

 

[ATLien247]

You should have yelled, "O Elbereth! Gilthoniel!" and then attacked the crossword-impaired dotard...

 

[vi edit]

You have to pay extra to fly in the "hot chick section". Sorry, read the fine print at bottom of the ticket.

 

[Mavrick007]

Maybe they were hoping you would sit in their section

 

[Maverick]

isn't that always the way? The hot chicks always get seated like two rows in front or behind me. I always miss them by a hair.

 

[StattlichPassat]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
You have to pay extra to fly in the "hot chick section". Sorry, read the fine print at bottom of the ticket.

 

[KokomoGST]

My theory... hot chicks always travel with company of some sort to make sure you can't sit with them.
Every time I did sit next to a hot chick... she was with someone (father, pack of girls, etc) or moved because the flight was empty.

 

[Stark]

You must not watch seinfeld. all the hot chicks are up in first class drinking champagne and eating hot fudge sundays.

 

[pcmodem]

Yo,
Coincidentally, I was on a flight from Chicago O'Hare on August 18th, returning to California and the best looking young woman I saw waiting in line... turns out I ended up sitting next to her. She was seat 17B, I was the aisle seat, seat 17C.

Good luck does happen.
-PCM

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: pcmodem
Yo,
Coincidentally, I was on a flight from Chicago O'Hare on August 18th, returning to California and the best looking young woman I saw waiting in line... turns out I ended up sitting next to her. She was seat 17B, I was the aisle seat, seat 17C.

I'm sorry, you failed to phrase your response in the form of "Dear Penthouse Forum".

 

[ATLien247]

Shucks... nobody commented on my geeky attempt at LOTR humor...

 

[neomits]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Shucks... nobody commented on my geeky attempt at LOTR humor...

I would have... but now I can't because it would just seem like a pity comment

 

[dman]

Wearing a wedding band increases the odds of sitting next to hot chix. That's my theory, as before I was married never sat next to one. After getting married, a few times now. If you aren't in the market, sitting (a couple seats) away is sometimes better, can enjoy the view without being obvious. Not that I do that.

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: neomits

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Shucks... nobody commented on my geeky attempt at LOTR humor...

I would have... but now I can't because it would just seem like a pity comment

There ain't nothin' wrong with that...

 

[SaltBoy]

ATLien247: Muwhaahaahaahaahaahaa!!!! WOOHOOBOY!!

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
ATLien247: Muwhaahaahaahaahaahaa!!!! WOOHOOBOY!!

Thanks! Evey little bit of encouragement (even sarcastic) is much appreciated...

 

[ElFenix]

you know, i always see good looking women getting on the plane. and every once in a while an african gray. those are nice birds.

 

[kami]

I liked your joke ATLien247

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: kami
I liked your joke ATLien247

I would've figured as much...

Do you continuously search for threads about LOTR?

 

[aeroguy]

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