Why ask why? or... it boggles the mind!

guyver01

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Sep 25, 2000
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
and drive?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention
in human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"


I saw a package of potato chips the other day advertising a
contest. It said "No purchase necessary...details inside!"

Why is the branch of the U.S. government that's in charge of
everything outdoors, called the "Department of the Interior"?


"If you have a funeral at night, should cars turn their lights OFF?"


Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?


Is "WWW" the only acronym in the universe with more syllables
than the term for which it stands?

One seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.

Why do they report power outages on TV?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

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