Why aren't all women lesbians?

[maddogchen]

Why aren't all women lesbians? Can a woman please explain? Whats wrong with you? How can u like touching a hairy man?

The female body is so much better than a man's. So much softer, curvier....sexier. Seriously

 

[Shawn]

2/10

 

[cjgallen]

Almost as lame as the original.

 

[Conky]

weak

 

[QuitBanningMe]

I'm going to give you a clue that may make your life much happier.......they are...well not les but bi.....I haven't met one that wasn't.

 

[AntiEverything]

Originally posted by: Shawn
2/10

I'm going to have go with 10/10 on this one. I have the exact same thought all the time. I'm lucky my wife loves me, because I can't imagine touching my nasty hairy ass is a pleasing experience.

 

[BigJ]

Correction. Why aren't all hot women lesbians with other hot women.

I wouldn't want to be a lesbian with one of those scary looking lesbians

BTW: Not a bad paradoy. Not great, but not bad.

 

[AntiEverything]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I'm going to give you a clue that may make your life much happier.......they are...well not les but bi.....I haven't met one that wasn't.

Trust me, they're not all bi. Lord knows I've tried to get some of them to turn...

 

[The Godfather]

HAHAHAAHAHHAHA i cracked up. I love it. You people here at AT are awesome.

 

[dug777]

crap parody
answer: they like teh d1ck

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: AntiEverything

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I'm going to give you a clue that may make your life much happier.......they are...well not les but bi.....I haven't met one that wasn't.

Trust me, they're not all bi. Lord knows I've tried to get some of them to turn...

Most of them are. And then there are those of us men who are lucky enough to be there with a camera

 

[Sluggo]

Most women are 2 drinks away from being Bi.

 

[DainBramaged]

God knows if I were a woman, I would be a lesbian.

 

[maddogchen]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: AntiEverything

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I'm going to give you a clue that may make your life much happier.......they are...well not les but bi.....I haven't met one that wasn't.

Trust me, they're not all bi. Lord knows I've tried to get some of them to turn...

Most of them are. And then there are those of us men who are lucky enough to be there with a camera

uh....Pics???

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: AntiEverything

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I'm going to give you a clue that may make your life much happier.......they are...well not les but bi.....I haven't met one that wasn't.

Trust me, they're not all bi. Lord knows I've tried to get some of them to turn...

Yes....yes they are. You just have to know how to get them to want to express it and also be prepared for what might come with that.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
Most women are 2 drinks away from being Bi.

This is true and I have seen this with my own eyes. Women are beautiful and men are not. This is why even women who are straight will call another woman pretty but you almost never hear a straight guy saying that another guy is good looking. This is because men are not good looking. If I was a woman i'd definitely be a lesbian.

 

[AntiEverything]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: AntiEverything

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I'm going to give you a clue that may make your life much happier.......they are...well not les but bi.....I haven't met one that wasn't.

Trust me, they're not all bi. Lord knows I've tried to get some of them to turn...

Yes....yes they are. You just have to know how to get them to want to express it and also be prepared for what might come with that.

No... no they're not. I've been with women that no matter how slick I was, I could not get them to let me have another woman in bed with us. Trust me man, I've used every trick I could. And that's a lot of tricks.

That said, if they aren't down with other women then forget 'em.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: AntiEverything

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: AntiEverything

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I'm going to give you a clue that may make your life much happier.......they are...well not les but bi.....I haven't met one that wasn't.

Trust me, they're not all bi. Lord knows I've tried to get some of them to turn...

Yes....yes they are. You just have to know how to get them to want to express it and also be prepared for what might come with that.

No... no they're not. I've been with women that no matter how slick I was, I could not get them to let me have another woman in bed with us. Trust me man, I've used every trick I could. And that's a lot of tricks.

That said, if they aren't down with other women then forget 'em.

That's your problem. You said "us" in that sentence. I'm sure if nobody knew about it, your gf wouldn't have qualms about going at it with another woman.

 

[AntiEverything]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: AntiEverything
No... no they're not. I've been with women that no matter how slick I was, I could not get them to let me have another woman in bed with us. Trust me man, I've used every trick I could. And that's a lot of tricks.

That said, if they aren't down with other women then forget 'em.

That's your problem. You said "us" in that sentence. I'm sure if nobody knew about it, your gf wouldn't have qualms about going at it with another woman.

If there was no "us" then what's the point?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: AntiEverything

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: AntiEverything
No... no they're not. I've been with women that no matter how slick I was, I could not get them to let me have another woman in bed with us. Trust me man, I've used every trick I could. And that's a lot of tricks.

That said, if they aren't down with other women then forget 'em.

That's your problem. You said "us" in that sentence. I'm sure if nobody knew about it, your gf wouldn't have qualms about going at it with another woman.

If there was no "us" then what's the point?

See now that's the problem. Finding a woman who will actually express those feelings.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: AntiEverything

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: AntiEverything
No... no they're not. I've been with women that no matter how slick I was, I could not get them to let me have another woman in bed with us. Trust me man, I've used every trick I could. And that's a lot of tricks.

That said, if they aren't down with other women then forget 'em.

That's your problem. You said "us" in that sentence. I'm sure if nobody knew about it, your gf wouldn't have qualms about going at it with another woman.

If there was no "us" then what's the point?

That once it has happened there may be an "us" but again maybe not....like I said you have to take what comes with it. She may not want you there at all, watching, or in on the action.

 

[moshquerade]

i realize this is a parody, but there is one schlong reason not all women are lesbians.

 

[Rogue]

I'm here to tell you that my wife is what she terms, "strictly dickly" and I believe every word of that. She would NEVER be with another woman, EVER. I know her well enough to know that.

 

[KingPhil]

Ever think that you are a homofobe?

Ever think that because you are a guy, you think the guys body is nasty? Maybe if you were a chick you would dig the hair?

If all chicks were carpet muchers, there wouldn't be any reproduction........ hence the existance of man/ woman would die off.........

But who am I to state the obvious

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
Most women are 2 drinks away from being Bi.

:thumbsup: