Why are Young Men in Crisis?

[snoopy7548]

 

[nakedfrog]

Maybe you're just not hot so you needed to make money to reel 'em in.

I unwittingly and unintentionally attracted three females in my life. So I know I'm sexy(to girls with ugly faces).

With anti-fat genes, athlete genes, and long life in the X chromosome, I know they viscerally wanted a sniff and offspring with said qualities.

THREE FEMALES?!? Dear GODS you must get your donations into a sperm bank, mankind can ill afford to cast aside such clearly magnificent seed. Think of the possibilities, man!

 

[Captante]

Maybe you're just not hot so you needed to make money to reel 'em in.

I unwittingly and unintentionally attracted three females in my life. So I know I'm sexy(to girls with ugly faces).

With anti-fat genes, athlete genes, and long life in the X chromosome, I know they viscerally wanted a sniff and offspring with said qualities.

I've had money and not had money over the years, I'm dorky/nerdy, kinda plain looking (at best!), I'm a "manlet" and I dress MYSELF funny!




Yet with the exception of the last two years roughly I've had a girlfriend *(or wife) nearly my entire life since like 9th grade.

Hard to believe I know!

 

[Torn Mind]

THREE FEMALES?!? Dear GODS you must get your donations into a sperm bank, mankind can ill afford to cast aside such clearly magnificent seed. Think of the possibilities, man!

Wearing the same clothes to school, no fashion sense. I am a naturally attractive beast to overcome such circumstances!!!!

Despite your sarcasm, you're damn right my seed isn't any slouch. My shit dad did work for the Census Bureau, uncle at the University of Chicago, and another uncle was an architect based in San Francisco. My cousin works for the World Bank and my step-siblings got jobs that require brains. So yeah, I got SEED WORTH SPREADING.

 

[Captante]

So yeah, I got SEED WORTH SPREADING.

Apparently however the IRL females you've offered to generously "spread your manly seed" to have failed to share this opinion. (and their opinion is the one that counts!)

 

[Torn Mind]

Apparently however the IRL females you've attempted to generously "spread your manly seed" to have so far failed to share in this opinion.

I got a parent and sibling to take care of.

The ones who got attracted to me happened to also be ones I was not attracted to back.

 

[snoopy7548]

THREE FEMALES?!? Dear GODS you must get your donations into a sperm bank, mankind can ill afford to cast aside such clearly magnificent seed. Think of the possibilities, man!

How much you wanna bet the "three females" are Cheez's sisters?

 

[Captante]

The ones who got attracted to me happened to also be ones I was not attracted to back.

SURE they were!

 

[MrSquished]

You're starting to sound like my 90 year old mother that doesn't get out too much and lives on a diet of far too much right wing press.

he lives out in the middle of nowhere and basically just is in his house working on tech and his house, with a goal to have an off the grid property with not much of a plan. He doesn't really see much of what's really going on out there, so a perfect target for right wing media. I live in the most liberal areas of the country and literally nothing he said is true, let alone by him. I'm a straight white male and neither my straighness, nor whiteness, nor masculinity feels threatened by anything. I have many complexes and issues but feeling like a persecuted small-dicked white man ain't one of them thankfully.

 

[RPD]

Now now, I'm sure we can ALL attest to both our width AND girth of our... oh nm.

 

[Captante]

Now now, I'm sure we can ALL attest to both our width AND girth of our... oh nm.

Waistlines?

 

[MrSquished]

Now now, I'm sure we can ALL attest to both our width AND girth of our... oh nm.

It's more like small-dicked energy vs all of them literally have small dicks. They are just fragile victims mentally in their own minds but not because of those that control the purse strings or tell them what it means to be manly, but because of the gays and women having any power and stuff.

 

[Captante]

"Dick-size" much like "manlet-status" is more about attitude than anything physical. (within reason lol)

Seriously I've known 6'7 & 300 pounds of muscle dudes who were in reality true manlets (ie: followers) in spirit and little short guys who instantly owned any room they walked into.

 

[IronWing]

Waistlines?

I need a bigger monitor.

 

[TheVrolok]

Now now, I'm sure we can ALL attest to both our width AND girth of our... oh nm.

Provided the measurement is accurate.