Why are you buttering your face?

[PeteRoy]

Kramer: Jerry, it's vastly superior to any commercial shaving cream. Now feel my face.

 

[BrokenVisage]

*Jerry pats face down with bread when comfronted to feel* "That is smooth" *Kramar takes bread and eats it*

 

[Yossarian]

I don't think I ever laughed as hard at a Seinfeld show as when Kramer became the turkey and waved his little wing.

 

[Fritzo]

Isn't that the one where he goes to the roof to tan wearing butter and he deep fried himself?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Isn't that the one where he goes to the roof to tan wearing butter and he deep fried himself?

"What is this, oregano?"