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"why are you an asset to the company?" uh oh....

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TonTo

Banned
they want me to write one of these things.... christ, how the hell am i sopposed to do that....
if i say to little, i'll get fired, if i say to much they'll think i have a huge ego and they'll fire me and feel good about it.
 
Glad I'm not you... I can't write for beans.... and either way I'd probably get fired... wether I could write or not.
 
"I am an asset to my company because I know how to keep my mouth shut, as is evidenced by my refusal to tell anyone about the pictures I took of my boss and the custodian sharing a stall in the mens room."

Sure, its not really an essay, but I think they'll get the point.
 
LOL at Yakko, I know what you mean..



Write some crap about, your part of the team, but find it necessary to work on your own sometimes too make sure the job gets done..

You find that you just cant stop working because you love your job too much😉
 
LOL,
boss 'n the sec. in the stall... hahaha, that's funny,
wait, you have those pics too???????????????????????????????????????
hehe
j/k
 

just write this:

"I am an asset to the company because I supply all of the drugs to the employees making it possible for them to come to this modern day version of mind numbing indentured servitude every day, and placidly answer outrageous questions posed by brain dead mamagement"
 


<< just write this:

&quot;I am an asset to the company because I supply all of the drugs to the employees making it possible for them to come to this modern day version of mind numbing indentured servitude every day, and placidly answer outrageous questions posed by brain dead mamagement&quot; >>



LOL..I don't think he will be an asset much longer til the time he submits that to his boss.
 
Watch American Beauty..

He has to write a similar report..

Copy it verbatim..

But leave out the part about going to the mens room and beating off 2-3 times a day, it was funny in the movie, but your boss might not think so..

Or you could go for the simple answer..

BECAUSE..
 
Wow...it looks like they're trying to make people decide who gets fired themselves. &quot;Well, don't complain that Johnson got fired, he didn't make a very convincing argument, and oh, here's his work for you to do now.&quot;

I'd be out of that place like a shot if I could secure another job first. Use company resources (copier/fax/pc's etc) and find another job. Then write a Kevin Spacy in American Beauty-esq reason you're an asset to the company. Quit the job feeling good 🙂

Edit: Rage128, I thought he had to write a similar letter in American Beauty. I couldn't remember for sure. I remember the look on his bosses face was priceless.

You get bonus points if you read your letter standing on top of your desk so everyone can hear it
 
TonTo: looks like you took my nick 🙂

That was my nick before I had it changed it to tontod for heatware purposes. Guess with so many people it was bound to be taken. 😉
 
ok, here's what i put, if they don't like it and they wanna fire me, fine,


Branden:
Help Desk Manager and Customer Service Representative. I'm energetic and a team player, yet still able to complete work alone. I enjoy learning new things and learning about new ideas. If anyone needs something done, they know they can just hand it off to me and i'll take care of it.
 


<< ok, here's what i put, if they don't like it and they wanna fire me, fine,


Branden:
Help Desk Manager and Customer Service Representative. I'm energetic and a team player, yet still able to complete work alone. I enjoy learning new things and learning about new ideas. If anyone needs something done, they know they can just hand it off to me and i'll take care of it. >>



good start, but try to beef it up some. talk about how you're good at helping others with problems (training), getting things done or fixed in a timely manner. being courteous to the people you talk to
 
I'm an asset to the company because I'm the only one who knows the passcode that will keep the servers from crashing and deleting all the data.

amish 😉
 
tontod,
lol, nice to meet me
do you get alot of people saying &quot;do you know what tonto means in spanish?&quot;
i disklike those people.....
 
johnjohn320
i work at a wireless isp in central minnesota
&quot;largest wireless network in the world&quot;
or somthin like that,
i just sit here and deal with customers asking me how to check thier email

🙂
 
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