Why are women so unreliable?

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Dari

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They can't keep a promise to save their life. Agreed to meet at 12PM? They arrive 30 minutes later. Mention they are late to them? They promise it won't happen again only for it to happen again, and again, and again, etc...Are they allergic to keeping promises?

This must be why men die sooner.
 

Zeze

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You know what I can't stand? Making a sweeping blanket statement about any group.

It's retarded when shut-in kid says 'all women sucks'. Same goes for women saying 'all men are crap', etc.

I actually know very punctual girls and some lazy ass guys.
 
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You know what I can't stand? Making a sweeping blanket statement about any group.

It's retarded when shut-in kid says 'all women sucks'. Same goes for women saying 'all men are crap', etc.

I actually know very punctual girls and some lazy ass guys.

Get off your fucking high horse. Why do you gotta qualify the gender? We're all people, you sexist fuck. :sneaky::awe:
 

KidNiki1

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They can't keep a promise to save their life. Agreed to show up at work at 6:30am? They arrive 30 minutes later. Mention they are late to them? They promise it won't happen again only for it to happen again, and again, and again, etc...Are they allergic getting to work on time?

This must be why so many men at my company have been fired.
 

Dari

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You know what I can't stand? Making a sweeping blanket statement about any group.

It's retarded when shut-in kid says 'all women sucks'. Same goes for women saying 'all men are crap', etc.

I actually know very punctual girls and some lazy ass guys.

Stereotypes have truth in them. And I have never met a woman that has been punctual. I had an ex who used to be a couple of minutes late to come down after her work at the agreed time. I would take off and she would chase the car. She never learned. There are cases in my family and with co-workers as well.
 

nageov3t

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Next time don't bother waiting and leave or start without them. Once they realize the world doesn't revolve around them they will wise up.
 
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Stereotypes have truth in them. And I have never met a woman that has been punctual. I had an ex who used to be a couple of minutes late to come down after her work at the agreed time. I would take off and she would chase the car. She never learned. There are cases in my family and with co-workers as well.

Stop dating dogs.
 

highland145

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They can't keep a promise to save their life. Agreed to show up at work at 6:30am? They arrive 30 minutes later. Mention they are late to them? They promise it won't happen again only for it to happen again, and again, and again, etc...Are they allergic getting to work on time?

This must be why so many men at my company have been fired.
It's cause roofing in Fla is for the insane. D:

Hi, Nik.
 

SMOGZINN

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Well, as everyone knows women are from Venus, and Venus' rotation is retrograde, meaning that their day goes backwards. So, from here it is obvious that from her perspective she is not 30 minutes late, but 30 minutes early.
 

JulesMaximus

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You know what I can't stand? Making a sweeping blanket statement about any group.

It's retarded when shut-in kid says 'all women sucks'. Same goes for women saying 'all men are crap', etc.

I actually know very punctual girls and some lazy ass guys.

ATOT hates women. Bunch of sausage jockeys here... present company excluded of course. :D
 

SamQuint

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My sister was like that, we then started telling her everything started a hour earlier so that she would show up when we actually wanted her to show up.
 

gorcorps

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Stick to the fall behind, left behind rule. You get a 10 minute buffer of lateness without a call. If they call and warn ahead of time then they may get more time depending on how long and why they're late. Otherwise leave without them and maybe they'll learn to be on time when there's no excuse.
 

AstroManLuca

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My wife has a female friend who's incredibly unreliable. She shows up late, or not at all, and it's also impossible to contact her because her phone is an old POS and constantly dies. So when she says she's coming over at 6:30, and 7:30 rolls around without a peep, we can't even check to see if she's planning on coming over or not.

Then again most of my male friends in high school were really unreliable too. Nowadays my friends are a little better, even if they're late sometimes at least they keep in touch and don't make up BS excuses.
 

Dari

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Stick to the fall behind, left behind rule. You get a 10 minute buffer of lateness without a call. If they call and warn ahead of time then they may get more time depending on how long and why they're late. Otherwise leave without them and maybe they'll learn to be on time when there's no excuse.

Yeah, I try that. But, other times it is impossible to abandon them. A couple of years ago my gf (now wife) wanted to go to that silly Eric Carle museum in Massachusetts. She lived on the UWS of manhattan and I was going to pick her up at the designated time. She never came down on time even though this was a museum she really really wanted to go to. Anyway, she woke up an hour later and I made damn sure she chased my MDX for 5 city blocks before I let her in.
 
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techs

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Not all. My sister insists we have to get to movie theater at least 20 minutes early. I'm like wtf for? I try to get there just as the trailers begin.
 

Phokus

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I don't think Men should really be throwing stones in glass houses. More and more women are becoming the breadwinners and the trend is that Women are going to be the Majority bread winners soon.

It's kind of stupid to whine about how women are unreliable when the 'man child' phenomenon is becoming very common among young American men.
 

actuarial

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Stereotypes have truth in them. And I have never met a woman that has been punctual. I had an ex who used to be a couple of minutes late to come down after her work at the agreed time. I would take off and she would chase the car. She never learned. There are cases in my family and with co-workers as well.

You're saying, out of the probably 10,000s of women you have met in your life, not a single one is punctual? Maybe, perhaps, you just fail to notice when people don't fit into your stereotype.

Also, you extrapolate punctuality to unreliability in general?
 

surfsatwerk

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They can't keep a promise to save their life. Agreed to meet at 12PM? They arrive 30 minutes later. Mention they are late to them? They promise it won't happen again only for it to happen again, and again, and again, etc...Are they allergic to keeping promises?

This must be why men die sooner.

This isn't as creepy as your hospital stalker thread, try harder next time.
 

JulesMaximus

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I don't think Men should really be throwing stones in glass houses. More and more women are becoming the breadwinners and the trend is that Women are going to be the Majority bread winners soon.

It's kind of stupid to whine about how women are unreliable when the 'man child' phenomenon is becoming very common among young American men.

:thumbsup:
 
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