Why are things heavier in England? Clearly, there's a language barrier...

[Carson Dyle]

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

So, who's daughter is that and what's their user name on atot?

 

[IronWing]

Why are things heavier in England? Clearly, there's a language barrier...

It's all those extra vowels.

 

[Fardringle]

That was so bad that I seriously wonder if it was satire and intended to be silly.

Kind of like this wonderful old gem:

 

[IronWing]

That was so bad that I seriously wonder if it was satire and intended to be silly.

If so, she did a great job of deadpanning it.

 

[tynopik]

If so, she did a great job of deadpanning it.

yes, she did indeed do a great job (and yes, it is an act)

 

[Red Squirrel]

England is at a lower altitude, thus closer to the core of the earth, which is where gravity comes from, so it make sense that stuff would be heavier. It's actually further from Jupiter, if it was closer it would be at a higher altitude it would be getting sucked towards Jupiter.

On serious note though, Jupiter is super bright lately, can see it in the sky late at night.

 

[mxnerd]

This girl is even more marvelous.
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[BoomerD]

England is at a lower altitude, thus closer to the core of the earth, which is where gravity comes from, so it make sense that stuff would be heavier. It's actually further from Jupiter, if it was closer it would be at a higher altitude it would be getting sucked towards Jupiter.

On serious note though, Jupiter is super bright lately, can see it in the sky late at night.

At least she got one thing right...England is a totally different planet than America.

This girl is even more marvelous.
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That joke is older than me.

 

[slayer202]

does OP not realize it's a joke?