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Why are there no green skinned girls?

StormRider

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In comic books, all the green skinned girls are beautiful. For example, in DC Comics, there is a character called Jade who is the daughter of the original Green Lantern and she is a hottie!

Why didn't God create beautiful green skinned girls? :confused:
 

Yo Ma Ma

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Think about this scientifically StormRider, then you come back and tell us all why it isn't possible, OK?
 

Imaginer

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It is the same as there are no purple skinned girls or a light blue skinned ones and they are not riding on flying squirrels with a glowing crystal stuck to a stick which they fight justice with. ;)
 

kassy

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<< Why didn't God create beautiful green skinned girls? >>


He did.
Take one beautiful girl, apply dutch oven technique and I am sure she will be as green as you want her to be. ;)
 

virtuamike

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God did not create green skinned girls because he created Jaymee Ong and realized that He had achieved perfection.
 

classy

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<< In comic books, all the green skinned girls are beautiful. For example, in DC Comics, there is a character called Jade who is the daughter of the original Green Lantern and she is a hottie!

Why didn't God create beautiful green skinned girls? :confused:
>>



Just Say No To Drugs ;)
 

Russ

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There are orange skinned girls. It comes from eating too many carrot sticks.

Russ, NCNE
 

Wedesdo

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the color of our skin basically performs two functions: to block UV radiation, and to produce Vitamin D (needed to absorb calcium).

our skin has to absorb a specific spectrum to be able to produce Vitamin D (like how plants have to absorb green) - that color is yellow-brown. however, depending on the amount of the substance (melonin), the color can LOOK any where from white to black.

it isn't green becuase that's not the right color needed...
 

Buddhist

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Thanks wedesdo. I learned something.
Its like the fish in the deep ocean have bright colors that correspond with the light spectrum...deeper it gets the different colors absorb more light. Never really thought about how that applies to humans too though.

-M.T.O
 

yakko

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<< Why didn't God create beautiful green skinned girls? >>

Because dad is color blind.
 

thebestMAX

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1 girl + 1 ride on &quot;The Hulk&quot; or &quot;Dueling Dragons&quot; at Universal studios=

Green Skinned Girl. Happy now?
 

yakko

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<< 1 girl + 1 ride on &quot;The Hulk&quot; or &quot;Dueling Dragons&quot; at Universal studios=

Green Skinned Girl. Happy now?
>>

Don't forget the spewing part.
 

thebestMAX

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;)

Yeah, I was going to add a few shots of Vodka for the hard cases but then thought that was overkill.

Was going to talk about Kirk but he only had one and didnt seem to add to the numbers available.
 

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