why are the ears of UFC type fighters all fvcked up?

Woosta

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Cauliflower ear (also hematoma auris or perichondrial hematoma) is a condition most common among amateur wrestlers, rugby players, mixed martial artists, and grapplers. If the external portion of the ear suffers a blow, a blood clot or other fluid may collect under the perichondrium. This separates the cartilage from the overlying perichondrium that is its source of nutrients, causing the cartilage to die. This leads to a formation of fibrous tissue in the overlying skin. When this happens, the outer ear becomes permanently swollen and deformed, resembling a cauliflower.
 

zinfamous

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cauliflower ear x3

and it's also common in Football players. wearing that helmet for extended periods of time will do that to you.

 

Dear Summer

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
they fold in and look deformed

this is a joke, right?

no.

not everyone is aware of califlower ear condition like people don't know about your micropenis condition. I had to look up both on wikipedia
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Dear Summer
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
they fold in and look deformed

this is a joke, right?

no.

not everyone is aware of califlower ear condition like people don't know about your micropenis condition. I had to look up both on wikipedia

wow, on with the personal insults already?
 

Itchrelief

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Originally posted by: Dear Summer
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
they fold in and look deformed

this is a joke, right?

no.

not everyone is aware of califlower ear condition like people don't know about your micropenis condition. I had to look up both on wikipedia

I felt really awkward going up to the librarians looking for help when I was looking for sources for a "research paper" on micropenis. I decided to change topics eventually. Yeah.
 

Itchrelief

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
they fold in and look deformed

this is a joke, right?

no.

not everyone is aware of califlower ear condition like people don't know about your micropenis condition. I had to look up both on wikipedia

wow, on with the personal insults already?

Your post could be misconstrued as a personal insult, so his response isn't totally unexpected.
 

DayLaPaul

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This just in....riding a bike is more efficient than walking. In other news, getting your ears bludgeoned makes them look deformed. More news at eleven.
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: Itchrelief
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
they fold in and look deformed

this is a joke, right?

no.

not everyone is aware of califlower ear condition like people don't know about your micropenis condition. I had to look up both on wikipedia

wow, on with the personal insults already?

Your post could be misconstrued as a personal insult, so his response isn't totally unexpected.

what pontifex said was nowhere near a personal insult. the fact that summers took it as one was wrong.

and tis not pontifix's fault he really does have a micropenis! you shouldnt pick on him for it.


 

sonambulo

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Originally posted by: waggy
what pontifex said was nowhere near a personal insult. the fact that summers took it as one was wrong.

and tis not pontifix's fault he really does have a micropenis! you shouldnt pick on him for it.

Agreed. It's a serious medical condition and the primary motivator behind his yelling and screaming at the screen.

Let's all be nice and try to understand what he's going through.
 

Mo0o

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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Itchrelief
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
they fold in and look deformed

this is a joke, right?

no.

not everyone is aware of califlower ear condition like people don't know about your micropenis condition. I had to look up both on wikipedia

wow, on with the personal insults already?

Your post could be misconstrued as a personal insult, so his response isn't totally unexpected.

what pontifex said was nowhere near a personal insult. the fact that summers took it as one was wrong.

and tis not pontifix's fault he really does have a micropenis! you shouldnt pick on him for it.

Well to be fair, it's not a personal insult but the tone of the rhetorical question was to imply incredulity towards a banal or elementary question. I dont think anyone should be too surprised, OP is notorious for asking retarded questions and has a pretty thin skin.
 

RagingBITCH

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Originally posted by: Dear Summer
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Dear Summer
they fold in and look deformed

this is a joke, right?

no.

not everyone is aware of califlower ear condition like people don't know about your micropenis condition. I had to look up both on wikipedia

If you had to look it up, why couldn't look for "gross ear MMA fighter" on Google? I guess you're too stupid to figure out how to use the internet.