why are sales people so stupid?

Black88GTA

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Orsorum

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I :heart: salespeople. For accountants trying to figure out sales and use taxes they're sufficient for breaking down technical jargon.

* Note that I'm referring to regional/national sales managers, not the minimum wage mall rate working at CrapUSA for the summer.
 

MazerRackham

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Originally posted by: Black88GTA
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0.07 posts per day!

Yeah, that's pretty slow. At this rate it will take him 385.4 YEARS to get to 10,000 posts!!
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Sales people are there to sucker you in to purchasing something you don't need. They don't need to know the product at all. A good salesman doesn't sell the product, he sells himself.

You just buy into him or not.
 

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Originally posted by: Black88GTA
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LOL post 147 yea baby!
and no i'm in engineering (not the incompetent IT department)
 

Freejack2

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Why do companies call us engineering? Were not actually engineers. Were just advanced IT people.
 

TWills

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I especially hate it when they say, "can I help you?" and you say, "no thanks, I'm just looking" but they continue to follow you around the store anyway...
 

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Originally posted by: TWills
I especially hate it when they say, "can I help you?" and you say, "no thanks, I'm just looking" but they continue to follow you around the store anyway...

probably because you're a minority
 

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Originally posted by: MisterServer
why are sales people so stupid?

Because smart people won't spend their entire career working for mimimum wage.
 

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Originally posted by: Black88GTA
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GG, MisterServer.
 

LordMaul

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Originally posted by: Nik
Sales people are there to sucker you in to purchasing something you don't need. They don't need to know the product at all. A good salesman doesn't sell the product, he sells himself.

You just buy into him or not.

Your mom sells herself, and I sure as hell bought into her.

...how's the night going? :beer::D
 

TWills

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Originally posted by: kpunc
Originally posted by: TWills
I especially hate it when they say, "can I help you?" and you say, "no thanks, I'm just looking" but they continue to follow you around the store anyway...

probably because you're a minority

That may be true. But I may have to consult my spiritual advisor before I start jumping to conclusions :D
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: Nik
Sales people are there to sucker you in to purchasing something you don't need. They don't need to know the product at all. A good salesman doesn't sell the product, he sells himself.

You just buy into him or not.

Your mom sells herself, and I sure as hell bought into her.

...how's the night going? :beer::D

Holy chit. Much better now that I remembered that I have beer in the fridge :beer::D
 

LordMaul

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: Nik
Sales people are there to sucker you in to purchasing something you don't need. They don't need to know the product at all. A good salesman doesn't sell the product, he sells himself.

You just buy into him or not.

Your mom sells herself, and I sure as hell bought into her.

...how's the night going? :beer::D

Holy chit. Much better now that I remembered that I have beer in the fridge :beer::D

Better not be sh!tty American beer, you cheap bastard.
 

Otaking

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Sales people see $$$$. That's why sometimes irrational decisions cloud their thoughts.
 

Rastus

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Salespeople have to act stupid sometimes to avoid liability. If a salesman was selling you a used car, and he demonstrates expertise he will be held accountable for everything he tells you. So, if you try to pin him down on a fault with the car, he'll act like he doesn't know anything about them.
 

kranky

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Bv3
Originally posted by: MisterServer
why are sales people so stupid?

Because smart people won't spend their entire career working for mimimum wage.

Good salespeople easily make six figures.

That's a fact. In many companies, the top salespeople can make more than the CEO.

 

sixone

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Originally posted by: Otaking
Sales people see $$$$. That's why sometimes irrational decisions cloud their thoughts.


That's true. It's the same with a lot of poker players, as well.