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pontifex

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Originally posted by: AMDZen
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
why are people obsessed with alba? i'd take Dunst over alba any day

I don't particularly care for Alba, but you are smoking crack now.

nope. alba is a butterface

Dude just STFU and tell us where you buy the crack that your obviously smoking on a daily basis

if i wanted Alba, i;d have to be on crack or at least drunk to look at her face.
also, if i shut up, how could i tell you? :p
 

AMDZen

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I think you guys are all missing the biggest point of all. I can only assume non of you have read or know anything about spiderman. I don't care if you think Dunst is semi-hot, there isn't a person on this planet that should agree on her being cast as Mary Jane. She is supposed to be like the hottest chick in all comic books. Your supposed to trip over your drool when you see her. Dunst is below average IMO
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
why are people obsessed with alba? i'd take Dunst over alba any day

I don't particularly care for Alba, but you are smoking crack now.

nope. alba is a butterface

So I take it that Kirsten is reprising her role in Interview with the Vampire?
Two can play at the "no makeup" game.

no, i'm saying even WITH makeup, Alba is a butterface. i'm not taking regular every day pics into account at all.
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: AMDZen
I think you guys are all missing the biggest point of all. I can only assume non of you have read or know anything about spiderman. I don't care if you think Dunst is semi-hot, there isn't a person on this planet that should agree on her being cast as Mary Jane. She is supposed to be like the hottest chick in all comic books. Your supposed to trip over your drool when you see her. Dunst is below average IMO

yeah that was one of my complaints of spiderman.

she is sopposed to be a hot redhead with big boobs (though EVERY women in comic books has huge boobs). she was a model and tv star (i think).
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
why are people obsessed with alba? i'd take Dunst over alba any day

I don't particularly care for Alba, but you are smoking crack now.

nope. alba is a butterface

So I take it that Kirsten is reprising her role in Interview with the Vampire?
Two can play at the "no makeup" game.

no, i'm saying even WITH makeup, Alba is a butterface. i'm not taking regular every day pics into account at all.

#1 Bull****
#2 Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
why are people obsessed with alba? i'd take Dunst over alba any day

I don't particularly care for Alba, but you are smoking crack now.

nope. alba is a butterface

So I take it that Kirsten is reprising her role in Interview with the Vampire?
Two can play at the "no makeup" game.

no, i'm saying even WITH makeup, Alba is a butterface. i'm not taking regular every day pics into account at all.

#1 Bull****
#2 Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

2 words, or is it one?

BUTTER FACE
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Sexy is more than just appearance. e.g. Jennifer Anniston is not hot in my book.

Jennifer Aniston was way hotter the beginning of friends, when she had a little bit more meat on her.
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Sexy is more than just appearance. e.g. Jennifer Anniston is not hot in my book.

Jennifer Aniston was way hotter the beginning of friends, when she had a little bit more meat on her.

x2
 

AMDZen

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
why are people obsessed with alba? i'd take Dunst over alba any day

I don't particularly care for Alba, but you are smoking crack now.

nope. alba is a butterface

So I take it that Kirsten is reprising her role in Interview with the Vampire?
Two can play at the "no makeup" game.

no, i'm saying even WITH makeup, Alba is a butterface. i'm not taking regular every day pics into account at all.

WOW

Well you've just confirmed, in my mind and without a shread of doubt, that you have the worst taste in women of anyone I've met - in real life or on a forum.
 

pontifex

Lifer
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Originally posted by: AMDZen
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
why are people obsessed with alba? i'd take Dunst over alba any day

I don't particularly care for Alba, but you are smoking crack now.

nope. alba is a butterface

So I take it that Kirsten is reprising her role in Interview with the Vampire?
Two can play at the "no makeup" game.

no, i'm saying even WITH makeup, Alba is a butterface. i'm not taking regular every day pics into account at all.

WOW

Well you've just confirmed, in my mind and without a shread of doubt, that you have the worst taste in women of anyone I've met - in real life or on a forum.

oh noes...the dreaded "you don't agree with me so you're stupid, retarded, have the worst taste, etc" argument...
 

Amused

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You all are fscking idiots.

Beauty is SUBJECTIVE. Arguing over it like it's something objective that everyone can agree on is asinine.
 

yowolabi

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Originally posted by: BoberFett
Alba in the real world

Portman in the real world

Half the women in this country could look like movie stars if they all had a team of professionals working on their hair and makeup every day. I say half, because let's face it, there are a lot of ugly people out there. But a very average woman can be turned into a goddess on camera.

This I can definitely agree with. Celebrities are not even close to being the most attractive people in our society. Professional daily makeup in addition to the hive mentality is the only thing that makes people think they are. For most celebrities, if you never heard of them and they walked past you wearing normal clothes, you wouldn't even spare them a second glance.
 

PingSpike

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Everyone likes different looking women. Dunst is ok to me. What she has going for her:
1) Great perky tits
2) Was in movies where she wore a cheerleader outfit and that other movie where she wore a tennis outfit. Those are hot outfits. Each one has to have at least +2 hotness.
 

Vic

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Originally posted by: Amused
You all are fscking idiots.

Beauty is SUBJECTIVE. Arguing over it like it's something objective that everyone can agree on is asinine.

You have to admit, this thread provided yet another opportunity to use your ATOT pic. I mean, c'mon, they're arguing over whether Alba is a butterface or not. :laugh:
 

AMDZen

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Originally posted by: Amused
You all are fscking idiots.

Beauty is SUBJECTIVE. Arguing over it like it's something objective that everyone can agree on is asinine.

Of course no body will argue that. But if I asked 1000, even 10000 men who was hotter I guarentee that 90% will pick Alba over Dunst.

I wasn't arguing that Dunst wasn't hot at all, I said she was cute and she was pretty hot. People will say the same about Alba too and I'd understand - but if there pontifex is just representing himself as a complete tool for saying that she is a butter face. He makes it seem like she isn't the least bit attractive nor could he see why someone could ever find her the least bit attractive. I bet Pontifex is dating a butter face
 

Juddog

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: pontifex
why are people obsessed with alba? i'd take Dunst over alba any day

I don't particularly care for Alba, but you are smoking crack now.

nope. alba is a butterface

So I take it that Kirsten is reprising her role in Interview with the Vampire?
Two can play at the "no makeup" game.

no, i'm saying even WITH makeup, Alba is a butterface. i'm not taking regular every day pics into account at all.

You are gay.
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: AMDZen
Originally posted by: Amused
You all are fscking idiots.

Beauty is SUBJECTIVE. Arguing over it like it's something objective that everyone can agree on is asinine.

Of course no body will argue that. But if I asked 1000, even 10000 men who was hotter I guarentee that 90% will pick Alba over Dunst.

I wasn't arguing that Dunst wasn't hot at all, I said she was cute and she was pretty hot. People will say the same about Alba too and I'd understand - but if there pontifex is just representing himself as a complete tool for saying that she is a butter face. He makes it seem like she isn't the least bit attractive nor could he see why someone could ever find her the least bit attractive. I bet Pontifex is dating a butter face

Well, to be honest I find Dunst more attractive and sexy.

But that's MY opinion. It doesn't make your opinion invalid. Hell, if we were out drinking and met both there would be no argument who'd bang who and we'd all be happy.

See how that works? Who CARES who finds who attractive? All that means is you have a better chance with who YOU find attractive.
 

AMDZen

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: AMDZen
Originally posted by: Amused
You all are fscking idiots.

Beauty is SUBJECTIVE. Arguing over it like it's something objective that everyone can agree on is asinine.

Of course no body will argue that. But if I asked 1000, even 10000 men who was hotter I guarentee that 90% will pick Alba over Dunst.

I wasn't arguing that Dunst wasn't hot at all, I said she was cute and she was pretty hot. People will say the same about Alba too and I'd understand - but if there pontifex is just representing himself as a complete tool for saying that she is a butter face. He makes it seem like she isn't the least bit attractive nor could he see why someone could ever find her the least bit attractive. I bet Pontifex is dating a butter face

Well, to be honest I find Dunst more attractive and sexy.

But that's MY opinion. It doesn't make your opinion invalid. Hell, if we were out drinking and met both there would be no argument who'd bang who and we'd all be happy.

See how that works? Who CARES who finds who attractive? All that means is you have a better chance with who YOU find attractive.

Did you miss my point entirely again? Of course one person will find one attactive moreso then the other, but are you also saying that you think Alba COMPLETELY and UTTERLY ugly and that you would give your friends a hard time if they said they found the girl attractive and wanted her.

That is basically what Pontifex is making his stance on. That Alba is down right ugly and he would probably laugh at his friend that wanted her. By saying she is a butter face, he is saying she is down right UGLY. Beauty is subjective to a certain extent, but only on ATOT will you find complete losers that would go so far as to call Alba UGLY.
 

yowolabi

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Originally posted by: Amused
You all are fscking idiots.

Beauty is SUBJECTIVE. Arguing over it like it's something objective that everyone can agree on is asinine.

Beauty is not completely subjective.... not within the same society anyway.

If you show guys a lineup of women, the same girls would conistently find themselves near the top, and others near the bottom. It's clear that there are some traits that either evolution or society has trained us to see as attractive.

So I wouldn't consider it asinine to wonder why someone's opinion strays so far from the norm.