Why are padded bras are so common, but no other article of clothing gets "enhanced" the same way?

glenn1

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Particularly in the smaller cup sizes, most bras are more likely to be padded (to a larger or smaller degree) than not. Why is it that is the only article of clothing that seems to get that sort of treatment? I don't think i've ever seen a set of padded boxer briefs, and it's not as if there's no vain men out there, or that women don't look at guy's anatomy...
 

Cattlegod

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dunno about you, but i don't want to see a padded buldge in a woman's crotch.

men can't have them because we would sweat too much.

oh, and woman's dress suits have pads in the shoulders.
 

ElFenix

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dude if it was padded it would absorb all your sweat and there would be more of it because its all insulated and your boys would probably shrivel up and die because of the heat, then you'd be shooting blanks.
 

kranky

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If men's "equipment" was in the middle of their chests, padded boxers and briefs would be everywhere.
 

Linflas

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They used to have them back in the 18th century or so for men. They were called codpieces. Unless you are wearing some very tight pants I doubt that padded boxers or briefs would do much for you.
 

amnesiac

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I have padding in my cycling shorts. But it's not considered an "enhancement" and it's just so my choad doesn't get crushed.
 

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Originally posted by: Spamela
i posted a link to a butt enhancer a few weeks ago, but the thread got locked.

Well, the mods dont like their secrets revealed.
 

Jfur

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Various friuends have told me of their horrific encounters with males (usually young) that had stuffed plastic balls (Superballs!) or bananas in their crotch.

btw, until about 5 years ago it was nearly impossible to find an UNpadded bra in Hawaii. Thankfully, we now have Internet...
 

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Originally posted by: Jfur
Various friuends have told me of their horrific encounters with males (usually young) that had stuffed plastic balls (Superballs!) or bananas in their crotch.

btw, until about 5 years ago it was nearly impossible to find an UNpadded bra in Hawaii. Thankfully, we now have Internet...


OMG !!! what have you done ? just think right now thousands of ATOT PNG are shoving superballs into their skivies ,lol !! :Q
 

Michael1897

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Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Jfur
Various friuends have told me of their horrific encounters with males (usually young) that had stuffed plastic balls (Superballs!) or bananas in their crotch.

btw, until about 5 years ago it was nearly impossible to find an UNpadded bra in Hawaii. Thankfully, we now have Internet...


OMG !!! what have you done ? just think right now thousands of ATOT PNG are shoving superballs into their skivies ,lol !! :Q

kinda ironic that they choose superballs to enhance ther lack there of

 

Jfur

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Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: Jfur
Various friuends have told me of their horrific encounters with males (usually young) that had stuffed plastic balls (Superballs!) or bananas in their crotch.

btw, until about 5 years ago it was nearly impossible to find an UNpadded bra in Hawaii. Thankfully, we now have Internet...


OMG !!! what have you done ? just think right now thousands of ATOT PNG are shoving superballs into their skivies ,lol !! :Q


My best frend in high school encountered Mr. Superball. Quite a shocker. And my stepmother and her friends were at a disco many, many years ago. One of them went home with Mr. Banana. I think she escaped though. I have seen the padded butt underwear and a few male prosthetics advertised (to make one's frontal region look larger). Of course, now that they have LONGITUDE (enhancer pills) maybe the balls and bananas will fade in popularity ;) The weirdest one I've seen (on eBay no less!) is the underwear for men that HIDES the genitalia, apparently so men can wear a dress. Sigh...
 

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I saw an article in a magazine the other day about these new "butt-enhancing jeans" that have padding in them to give your butt a lift. All I could think about was "who would want a bigger butt?"
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: sheselectric
I saw an article in a magazine the other day about these new "butt-enhancing jeans" that have padding in them to give your butt a lift. All I could think about was "who would want a bigger butt?"

i like big butts and i cannot lie...
 

GoodRevrnd

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Originally posted by: Linflas
They used to have them back in the 18th century or so for men. They were called codpieces. Unless you are wearing some very tight pants I doubt that padded boxers or briefs would do much for you.

Jethro Tull did this, as did many others.

Anyone remember the Simpsons where Homer has the crayon removed from his brain becoming a genius, and he builds a codpiece for Lenny? Hehehe. :)