Why are hitmen tall?

CrackRabbit

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Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Shouldn't the least conspicuous person be a hitman? Like a kindly, elderly asian fellow.

because a tall bald guy with a barcode tatooed into the back of his head is much more badass.
 

Jahee

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How many hitmen do you know :confused:

If you're referring to films, who would seem more imposing, Danny DeVito or The Rock? :p
 

Phokus

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This is a good question... hitmen should be short... even midget short. They could easily crawl through air vents and other tough to reach areas :D
 

Eeezee

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Ninjas are most definitely hitmen. Anyone who clicked that on the poll is stupid.