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Amused

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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: EXman
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TAN FAT LOOKS BETTER THAN WHITE FAT

amen close her up.

And My wife is built like LoLa by the best Doc in town. She's nursed 3 boys and they perk up great after and they gotta be 10 years old by now...

People who say they don't like implants need to try it more or once even. CLEAVAGE is FANtastic.

I'm a Cleavage Fan!
You Go LoLa you and yer Bad Girls!

Sorry, I'll be 40 this year and have had more than my fair share of women with fake tits. They don't feel or look natural, and a large percentage of women lose some, or all feeling in their nipples. What's the fun in that?

speaking of nipples, pierced ones are kinda fun.

Until you chip a tooth. :p
 
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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: EXman
OK you want me to end this!?

TAN FAT LOOKS BETTER THAN WHITE FAT

amen close her up.

And My wife is built like LoLa by the best Doc in town. She's nursed 3 boys and they perk up great after and they gotta be 10 years old by now...

People who say they don't like implants need to try it more or once even. CLEAVAGE is FANtastic.

I'm a Cleavage Fan!
You Go LoLa you and yer Bad Girls!

Sorry, I'll be 40 this year and have had more than my fair share of women with fake tits. They don't feel or look natural, and a large percentage of women lose some, or all feeling in their nipples. What's the fun in that?

speaking of nipples, pierced ones are kinda fun.

Until you chip a tooth. :p

Now the question is, based on my lack of experience with fake boobies, would the combination of piercings and plastic make for a situation where you worry about rupturing something? That's so amazingly gross.
 

dug777

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Depends on the person really.

Here pretty much everyone is tanned, except the ones who hide indoors. I use plenty of sunscreen, but i'm very tanned (i also spend plenty of time outside and at the beach all year round i guess ;))

Pale white just screams 'nerd' or 'fatty' to me i guess, since just walking around outside in a normal daily basis here is enough to give you a mild tan. To stay white you've really really got to be making an effort, or you like the indoors life waiii too much for me to find you attractive ;)
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: dug777
Depends on the person really.

Here pretty much everyone is tanned, except the ones who hide indoors. I use plenty of sunscreen, but i'm very tanned (i also spend plenty of time outside and at the beach all year round i guess ;))

Pale white just screams 'nerd' or 'fatty' to me i guess, since just walking around outside in a normal daily basis here is enough to give you a mild tan. To stay white you've really really got to be making an effort, or you like the indoors life waiii too much for me to find you attractive ;)

But isn't it summer year around down there where you're at? :D

You know, we have stuff like rain, snow, etc. and not everyone lives on the coast for beach time fun.
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: EXman
OK you want me to end this!?

TAN FAT LOOKS BETTER THAN WHITE FAT

amen close her up.

And My wife is built like LoLa by the best Doc in town. She's nursed 3 boys and they perk up great after and they gotta be 10 years old by now...

People who say they don't like implants need to try it more or once even. CLEAVAGE is FANtastic.

I'm a Cleavage Fan!
You Go LoLa you and yer Bad Girls!

Sorry, I'll be 40 this year and have had more than my fair share of women with fake tits. They don't feel or look natural, and a large percentage of women lose some, or all feeling in their nipples. What's the fun in that?

speaking of nipples, pierced ones are kinda fun.

Until you chip a tooth. :p

Now the question is, based on my lack of experience with fake boobies, would the combination of piercings and plastic make for a situation where you worry about rupturing something? That's so amazingly gross.

I doubt it. I just don't like metal in places I like to nibble and such.
 

dug777

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: dug777
Depends on the person really.

Here pretty much everyone is tanned, except the ones who hide indoors. I use plenty of sunscreen, but i'm very tanned (i also spend plenty of time outside and at the beach all year round i guess ;))

Pale white just screams 'nerd' or 'fatty' to me i guess, since just walking around outside in a normal daily basis here is enough to give you a mild tan. To stay white you've really really got to be making an effort, or you like the indoors life waiii too much for me to find you attractive ;)

But isn't it summer year around down there where you're at? :D

You know, we have stuff like rain, snow, etc. and not everyone lives on the coast for beach time fun.

Yeah, i guess we do basically all live on the coast, and the climate in Perth means i wore a t-shirt, boardies and thongs all year round as a student :eek:

I guess it's a cultural/locational thing too then :thumbsup:
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: EXman
OK you want me to end this!?

TAN FAT LOOKS BETTER THAN WHITE FAT

amen close her up.

And My wife is built like LoLa by the best Doc in town. She's nursed 3 boys and they perk up great after and they gotta be 10 years old by now...

People who say they don't like implants need to try it more or once even. CLEAVAGE is FANtastic.

I'm a Cleavage Fan!
You Go LoLa you and yer Bad Girls!

Sorry, I'll be 40 this year and have had more than my fair share of women with fake tits. They don't feel or look natural, and a large percentage of women lose some, or all feeling in their nipples. What's the fun in that?

and if they're so flat and fugly that no man wants to touch them in the first place what good is that?

 

Amused

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: EXman
OK you want me to end this!?

TAN FAT LOOKS BETTER THAN WHITE FAT

amen close her up.

And My wife is built like LoLa by the best Doc in town. She's nursed 3 boys and they perk up great after and they gotta be 10 years old by now...

People who say they don't like implants need to try it more or once even. CLEAVAGE is FANtastic.

I'm a Cleavage Fan!
You Go LoLa you and yer Bad Girls!

Sorry, I'll be 40 this year and have had more than my fair share of women with fake tits. They don't feel or look natural, and a large percentage of women lose some, or all feeling in their nipples. What's the fun in that?

and if they're so flat and fugly that no man wants to touch them in the first place what good is that?

Touchy subject for ya, babe?

 
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Lola

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
mtv says so.

fake tanning is a typical indicator of American princess syndrome(APS).

NO ITS NOT.... being bitchy and stuck up is... having GUCCI plastered everywhere is... a lot of women like to tan.... that do not have APS. :roll:
I am here to stick up for the American Women that are not like that.

This post is the most ironic, most hilarious post in this thread.

Do tell... why? am I bitchy and stuck up? Do you know me? No... why the hell would you say that?

Edit: Not to get into the whole fake breasts agruement.... but again, all in moderation... some girls do not look like porn stars with them or like Pam Anderson. That is all i am going to say. PS, you are right, some do lose senstaion, but NOT all. ;)
 

Al Neri

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
mtv says so.

fake tanning is a typical indicator of American princess syndrome(APS).

NO ITS NOT.... being bitchy and stuck up is... having GUCCI plastered everywhere is... a lot of women like to tan.... that do not have APS. :roll:
I am here to stick up for the American Women that are not like that.

I have to agree...

Tanning is one of the factors of APS

My GF is hot, and not only because she

* has never went tanning,

* never dyed her hair,

* does not marvel over gucci, fendi, etc. the only reason she has a coach and a prada bag is because I bought them for her

pics will come later
 
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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: EXman
OK you want me to end this!?

TAN FAT LOOKS BETTER THAN WHITE FAT

amen close her up.

And My wife is built like LoLa by the best Doc in town. She's nursed 3 boys and they perk up great after and they gotta be 10 years old by now...

People who say they don't like implants need to try it more or once even. CLEAVAGE is FANtastic.

I'm a Cleavage Fan!
You Go LoLa you and yer Bad Girls!

Sorry, I'll be 40 this year and have had more than my fair share of women with fake tits. They don't feel or look natural, and a large percentage of women lose some, or all feeling in their nipples. What's the fun in that?

and if they're so flat and fugly that no man wants to touch them in the first place what good is that?

Not everyone likes em big, and not everyone equates small with ugly. For me it's EXACTLY the opposite. The bigger the uglier, the smaller the better. There's nothing sexier than an A or B cup to me. You could call me a freak, but then you'd have to explain the millions of members of 'small breast' focus adult sites and groups.
 

Rubycon

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Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Edit: Not to get into the whole fake breasts agruement.... but again, all in moderation... some girls do not look like porn stars with them or like Pam Anderson. That is all i am going to say. PS, you are right, some do lose senstaion, but NOT all. ;)

Depending on what one does for a living, having numb nipples could be an advantage. ;)

 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: EXman
OK you want me to end this!?

TAN FAT LOOKS BETTER THAN WHITE FAT

amen close her up.

And My wife is built like LoLa by the best Doc in town. She's nursed 3 boys and they perk up great after and they gotta be 10 years old by now...

People who say they don't like implants need to try it more or once even. CLEAVAGE is FANtastic.

I'm a Cleavage Fan!
You Go LoLa you and yer Bad Girls!

Sorry, I'll be 40 this year and have had more than my fair share of women with fake tits. They don't feel or look natural, and a large percentage of women lose some, or all feeling in their nipples. What's the fun in that?

and if they're so flat and fugly that no man wants to touch them in the first place what good is that?

Not everyone likes em big, and not everyone equates small with ugly. For me it's EXACTLY the opposite. The bigger the uglier, the smaller the better. There's nothing sexier than an A or B cup to me. You could call me a freak, but then you'd have to explain the millions of members of 'small breast' focus adult sites and groups.

My GF is a size 34B and she's perfectly fine with it. And I'm perfectly fine with it too :p

Nothing beats perky real ones :)
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: sm8000
Thread derailed!

**Back on track**

1) Artificial tanning sucks
2) Natural skin tone FTW
3) Be happy with what God gave ya ;)
 

Rubycon

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Originally posted by: sm8000
Thread derailed!

Boobs have much higher priority than a tan in OT. :Q

Even funnier is how most males are so driven on the bore and stroke of their hydraulic master cylinder. :laugh:
 

Triforceofcourage

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Wow, I haven't checked this thread since shortly after I created it. Seems like it must be a hot topic but there is no way I am reading all of it :)
 

Gdepp519

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Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Originally posted by: sm8000
Thread derailed!

Boobs have much higher priority than a tan in OT. :Q

Even funnier is how most males are so driven on the bore and stroke of their hydraulic master cylinder. :laugh:

I like my women lightly roasted or brown..

And I look at booty then hair over.. boobs
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: Gdepp519
Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Originally posted by: sm8000
Thread derailed!

Boobs have much higher priority than a tan in OT. :Q

Even funnier is how most males are so driven on the bore and stroke of their hydraulic master cylinder. :laugh:

I like my women lightly roasted or brown..

And I look at booty then hair over.. boobs

Lightly roasted? HAHA.
 

VIAN

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Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
My GF is tanning right now as we speak. No pics, sorry :)
Now I am about as white and pasty as they come and couldn't care less about my skin color.

What's the deal?
Because they haven't yet figured out that it's the sun that gave them all those wrinkles and bad skin.
 

Amused

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While excessive tanning is harmful, staying out of the sun completely is just as, if not more harmful.

A good 15 minutes a day in the sun with no sunblock is very healthy, both physically and psychologically.
 

LegendKiller

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Originally posted by: Amused
While excessive tanning is harmful, staying out of the sun completely is just as, if not more harmful.

A good 15 minutes a day in the sun with no sunblock is very healthy, both physically and psychologically.

You don't get a tan from 15min/day in the sun.

I can't stand tanning. I personally think it's the most rediculous thing on the planet. "Ohhh gee, I am going to sit in the sun, let my skin cook, then in 20 years I'll look like an old pair of gym shoes as my skin is nasty, wrinkly, and leathery". While living in FL I saw too many 40 year old women who looked like that old hag from "Something about Mary".

My wife already has had cancer and my family has a predisposition to skin cancer. I'll keep my Norse skin pale and encourage my wife to do the same.


Shallowness FTL.


 

Rubycon

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Originally posted by: LegendKiller


You don't get a tan from 15min/day in the sun.

You're right - you can get burned. At the higher elevations on the islands in the lower latitudes the solar index reaches into the double digits and light colored skin burns very fast.