Originally posted by: mwmorph
Originally posted by: shortylickens
It doesnt matter either way, just dont buy cheap-ass condoms.
And for the love of sweet Jesus dont use the shit they give away at the free clinic. You may as well just go straight to Kids'R'Us and get a baby carriage.

We get free Trojans at the health center. Sure beats buying them.
Trojans are the worst condoms out there. I'm not even going to go into the old gag about the Trojan horse smuggling little men in and bursting forth, nor that the Trojans LOST the damn war. But there were actual studies that showed that Trojans were less effective than other brands (they weren't the least effective, but they weren't at the top). And I can't find a link to that study because it's 4 am and I'm tipsy and lazy. So you'll have to take my word for it, which I realize is internet for "I am full of shit." But I don't care. I used Trojans once, I not only got my girlfriend pregnant, I got pregnant too. And my mother. The dead one. So fuck Trojan.
I honestly have no idea why I just railed against Trojans, but it's fun, so screw it. Except the part about my dead mother, which made me sad. But she knows it's all in fun, so it's all good... I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now.