Why are coffee cakes called coffee cakes?

[neonerd]

They have no coffee in them

And if the definition of it is a cake you eat while drinking coffee, then if you eat a coffee cake, and don't drink coffee, are you just eating a regular cake?

also

Would a cake with coffee on it, be a coffee cake, if regular coffee cakes don't have coffee on them?

😕

 

What about coffee creamer? If you just drink the creamer without putting it in coffee, is it just "creamer?"

😕

 

[Platypus]

mindblown.gif

 

[Rudee]

For the same reason Hamsters don't taste like ham. Just because...

 

[Mathlete]

Originally posted by: Rudee
For the same reason Hamsters don't taste like ham. Just because...

QFT

 

[SynthDude2001]

BBQ > coffee cakes

 

[neonerd]

Why don't popsickles pop? 😕

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: neonerd
Why don't popsickles pop? 😕

😕

 

[Anubis]

because you eat them with coffee

 

[Sheepathon]

Cake goes well after steak

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Texas BBQ > coffee cakes

Fixed.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Texas BBQ > coffee cakes

Fixed.

🙂

 

[MattCo]

Why doesn't Monkey Bread taste like monkeys?

-MC

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Memphis BBQ > coffee cakes

Now it's really fix.

 

[Pepsei]

Wow, it's just like oyster crackers. hmmmm maybe it's named that for the shape.

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Memphis BBQ > coffee cakes

Now it's really fix.

Memphis BBQ? Wtf? That's like saying "Atlanta hot dogs" or "Seattle cookies"... It has no meaning whatsoever.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Kansas City AND/OR Texas BBQ > coffee cakes

Now it's really fix.

It is now fixed properly

 

[ElFenix]

because you touch yourself at night

 

[AaronB]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Cake goes well after steak

What the hell is that?