Why am I a genius after sex?

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It's uncanny.

And it's not just a matter of getting things out of the way and being focused.

I believe I am a smart guy in general. HAH!

But after great sex, I am a genius. This is a fact.

I work hard everyday at my goals. I achieve and I am proud. I am not a slouch and I am above average in intelligence and work ethic. But sometimes I get stuck as does everyone. A math problem you can't figure out? Me neither, because I suck at math.

But after sex I can probably mathematically map out the structure of a black hole and their locations.

And I have noticed that if I have sex, afterwards I Immediatly figure out solutions.

How do we cure world hunger? Right now I'm unsure, several weeks have passed since I've been satisfied, but if it were within the last 15 minutes, I would know.

My problem is, I don't try to solve problems after sex. But if I were to try, I would solve everything.

Are you like me? After sex can you too proably beat Neo up and destroy the Matrix?

I bet I can.

 
YOyoYOhowsDAjello

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This is like that Seinfeld where George gave up sex and became a genius. Once the tremendous drag factor of constantly thinking about getting sex is gone, the male mind is open to wonderful intellectual possibilities.... sorta
 
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ahh of course, ATOT.

The first two posts are practically insured to be jokes of a 13 year old caliber here.

I would bet any amount of money that people who actually have sex, and yes they do exist, could and would in fact relate and elaborate.

But it comes as no suprise to me that you guys have no idea what I am talking about.

OMG I said comes!
 
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For me its the shower - when I am taking a shower I will sometimes solve problems that have been bothering me for weeks.
 
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acemcmac

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I usually devote my after sex energies to relaxing every muscle in my body to complete zen.... I will keep this in mind and get back to you ;)
 
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Originally posted by: johnjbruin
For me its the shower - when I am taking a shower I will sometimes solve problems that have been bothering me for weeks.
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I also do that.

Not only that, I think up solutions that should otherwise not be there.

It usually happens like this to me...

"Alright, get out, get ready for the day. Hit the bank within the hour and get in touch with Ameritrade. Get to class early to work on other school projects and hit the studio afterwards, construct intraday charts and then my fuel injector lines are probably caked in residue, that's why my car's been idling rough... errr... what?"
 
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Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk
It's uncanny.

And it's not just a matter of getting things out of the way and being focused.

I believe I am a smart guy in general. HAH!

But after great sex, I am a genius. This is a fact.

I work hard everyday at my goals. I achieve and I am proud. I am not a slouch and I am above average in intelligence and work ethic. But sometimes I get stuck as does everyone. A math problem you can't figure out? Me neither, because I suck at math.

But after sex I can probably mathematically map out the structure of a black hole and their locations.

And I have noticed that if I have sex, afterwards I Immediatly figure out solutions.

How do we cure world hunger? Right now I'm unsure, several weeks have passed since I've been satisfied, but if it were within the last 15 minutes, I would know.

My problem is, I don't try to solve problems after sex. But if I were to try, I would solve everything.

Are you like me? After sex can you too proably beat Neo up and destroy the Matrix?

I bet I can.
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No, I'm a genius all the time!!
 
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Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk
ahh of course, ATOT.

The first two posts are practically insured to be jokes of a 13 year old caliber here.

I would bet any amount of money that people who actually have sex, and yes they do exist, could and would in fact relate and elaborate.

But it comes as no suprise to me that you guys have no idea what I am talking about.

OMG I said comes!
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Well, to be honest, what sort of answer do you want about sex when your screenie has "fist" in it? Come on now....
 
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I can't believe you people actually thought minendo's response was of such a high caliber.

I shall never respect your opinions again.

I will from this day on, reply with things like "HAHA YOU SAID BUT, AND DOODIES COME FROM BUTTS, OMG I SAID COMES AGAIN!"

Not only that, I will also integrate WTFBBQ into my posts even though it's completely unorginal and tiresome along with using the word EVAR in order to gain your approval and attention. Because obviously, both are very worthwhile and beneficial.

 
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Originally posted by: johnjbruin
For me its the shower - when I am taking a shower I will sometimes solve problems that have been bothering me for weeks.
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All you solve is the stench coming from you after not having showered in weeks.
 
Slimline

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Obviously you cant take a joke. Cool down buddy, dont let the internet get to you so much.
 
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Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk
Originally posted by: johnjbruin
For me its the shower - when I am taking a shower I will sometimes solve problems that have been bothering me for weeks.
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I also do that.

Not only that, I think up solutions that should otherwise not be there.

It usually happens like this to me...

"Alright, get out, get ready for the day. Hit the bank within the hour and get in touch with Ameritrade. Get to class early to work on other school projects and hit the studio afterwards, construct intraday charts and then my fuel injector lines are probably caked in residue, that's why my car's been idling rough... errr... what?"
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Well you have just increased your idiotness to a new level.
 
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Literati

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Let's recap.

Originally posted by: minendo
Of course you could. No one would mess with your spooge-filled hand.
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Originally posted by: Rufio
Now imagine if you had sex with a girl!!!
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Originally posted by: nick1985
yeah, but i bet all that masturbation is rough on your hand, isnt it?
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Originally posted by: Slimline
Well, to be honest, what sort of answer do you want about sex when your screenie has "fist" in it? Come on now....
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You guys are great.

You're like Ron Jeremy and Dave Chapelle rolled up into one. Except 98732432% more original and creative.

What are you doing on ATOT? You should be out writing the new Faimly Guy scripts while having sex right now you satin sheet stallions!

I'm sorry, but by sex I mean't in real life, as hard as it might be for you to relate, I honestly overestimated you guys as a whole and thought you could atleast imagine it.

Maybe if I include World of Warcraft or Magic The Gathering in my next post you guys will be able to relate.
 
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Literati

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ahh, my apologies. I have to cut myself short.

Entertaining this thread is like the fat girls you try to date, it's just not going to work out.
 
nick1985

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well creating a post like this on ATOT is just asking for it, you should have known that.


"OMG! When I let someone poop on my face, I have sonic hearing!!!111one"
 
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Actually, I say the dumbest, most retarded things after sex. Great lines such as "you didn't really mean that, did you?" and "Huh, not quite what I was expecting" and the all time favorite "you're not going to tell anyone, right?"
 
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