Why 10 is too young for your first Brazilian

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Small children are being encouraged to rip the hair from their bodies.

EVERY woman is painfully familiar with the phrase "bad-hair day"; that handy cover-all for the times that, despite the amount of expensive hair products used and incantations to the god of hairdressing made, you are forced to go about in public looking like a family of badgers has taken up residence on your head.

But in this peculiarly tonsorial context, the definition of concern relates to the word "woman". Last year Nair, makers of hair-removal products, released their Pretty range, aimed at 10 to 15-year-olds, or, as they call them, "first-time hair removers". Yes, you heard right. Ten-year-olds. Girls ? children ? in grades 5 and 6, encouraged to wax and chemically remove hair from their barely pubescent bodies. As online site Gawker put it, what's next: Baby Brazilians?

Well, it seems that someone heard that throwaway phrase and spied a business opportunity, because Australian website girl.com.au is now promoting a feature about Brazilian waxes, otherwise known as a torture device in which all the hair in a woman's nether regions is ripped off with a combination of hot wax and a high pain threshold. The website, which appears to be mostly read by girls in the nine to 14 age bracket, says of the Brazilian: "Nobody really likes hair in their private regions and it has a childlike appeal."

As a cosmetic pharmaceutical company, Nair is obliged to reinvent normal bodily functions as problems with handy product solutions. And the Australian arm of the company has claimed its target audience is slightly older, in an attempt to distance itself from the US campaign, which involves phrases such as "Pretty isn't a look. It's a feeling," "Nair will leave your skin smooth and totally touchable!" and this pearler from Stacey Feldman, vice-president for marketing at Nair's parent company, Church & Dwight: "When a girl removes hair for the first time, it's a life-changing moment."

There are countless reasons to be angry about this piece of misogyny dressed up as big-sisterly advice. Let's start with the semiotics of the campaign. It's hard to be angry about "Pretty". It's like being incensed by High School Musical's tween hottie Zac Efron, Labrador puppies or the colour pink.

But "Pretty" here is a (hairless) wolf in disguise. It might come in a range of fruity fragrances, but it's also a non-threatening induction into a society that sets ridiculous standards for female appearance (among them, the notion that being hairy is ugly). "Pretty" ignores the fact that young people are progressing into adulthood at lightning speed, making the "tween" stage a mere formality as they rush from skipping ropes and jelly sandals to midriff tops and glitter make-up.

The line between childhood and adulthood is increasingly blurred. And it cuts both ways, with the older generations keen to hold onto their youth and, in the case of the Brazilian, their pre-pubescence. But while 30 is touted as the new 20 and 50 as the new 40, is it really appropriate for 10 to be the new 20?

Possibly I am simply unaware of the brave new world of pre-teen girls. When I was a teenager, George Michael was heterosexual and bubble skirts were de rigueur, the first time around. Now, there are fashion magazines for five and six-year-olds that tell them how to look hot and find a boyfriend. There are pole-dancing classes for children.

In October, Channel Seven argued a pole-dancing scene in Home and Away didn't breach a G-rating because scantily clad women swinging around poles in front of baying crowds of men were now "standard dance-floor fare" (although the Australian Communication and Media Authority thought otherwise and decided the network breached classification guidelines).

The previous month a 12-year-old girl had been chosen as the "face" of Gold Coast Fashion Week. Young Maddison Gabriel turned the ripe old age of 13 shortly after the announcement and celebrated the occasion, as befitting a girl who states her life's ambition as "supermodel", at the beauty salon.

It sits oddly that parents, who note and celebrate each step of their child's development, are being encouraged to celebrate premature sexualisation as another rite of passage. So at age two, their little darlings can use simple, short sentences and sort by shape and colour; at four they're able to distinguish between themselves and other people; at five they can dress themselves; eight is a big whoop with the likes of Santa Claus filed under a newly found sense of "fantasy". At 10 they can start ripping hair from their bodies to be more attractive to the opposite sex? You'll need to try just a little harder to convince me that's a "milestone" worth celebrating.

Encourage them to be children, just for a little while longer. And don't worry. They'll have plenty of time to learn to hate themselves when they get older.

Larissa Dubecki is a staff writer.
 

Kadarin

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Now, there are fashion magazines for five and six-year-olds that tell them how to look hot and find a boyfriend. There are pole-dancing classes for children.

Shens.
 

Sqube

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
10-year-olds have pubic hair? :confused:

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. They must be makin em different these days...
 

rezinn

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Smart move if it is accepted. They'll increase the market for their products. Kind of like advertising cigarettes to kids.
 

Dr. Detroit

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The Nair for kids/girls is primarily for under the arms. It's alot easier to Nair your underarms than give an awkward 11yr old a razor.



 

amdhunter

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I am guessing it's for kids that want to wear bikini's to the beach or the pool. It would be unsightly and embarassing for them to have pubes hanging out the sides.

I don't see anything wrong with it. People think too damned much when it comes to kids.
 

Fritzo

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I know I can't stand it when I see 10 year old girls with hair down there. Thank God there is now a solution for this problem.

In other news, millions of people around the world continue to die from AIDS and cancer.
 

Saint Michael

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While I find the hair removal ridiculous, I can't help but suspect as I read this that the author of this article is ugly.
 

destrekor

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oh come on people.. accept that kids today are already bangin each other in 5th grade, so... what harm is it to market these kinds of products to them?
 

Anubis

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i honestly dont care, but i dont have kids, my stance may change later on in life if i do have kids

however if a woman of any age wants to get a brizillian and go through that pain, well then i hope they like pain
 

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
I am guessing it's for kids that want to wear bikini's to the beach or the pool. It would be unsightly and embarassing for them to have pubes hanging out the sides.

I don't see anything wrong with it. People think too damned much when it comes to kids.

What's wrong is the implicit sexualization of the act, when they talk about it making those areas touchable. Sure, it *could* just mean for the girl herself, but come on, you really think that's what they mean?

Why can't kids just be kids? Why this stupid push to make children act more like grown-ups? Thankfully, my sister's 12 year old is innocent as the driven snow. Hopefully that continues for a few more years.

And ten year olds can, increasingly, have pubic hair. The average age of puberty has been going down for years.
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: Hubris
Originally posted by: amdhunter
I am guessing it's for kids that want to wear bikini's to the beach or the pool. It would be unsightly and embarassing for them to have pubes hanging out the sides.

I don't see anything wrong with it. People think too damned much when it comes to kids.

What's wrong is the implicit sexualization of the act, when they talk about it making those areas touchable. Sure, it *could* just mean for the girl herself, but come on, you really think that's what they mean?

Why can't kids just be kids? Why this stupid push to make children act more like grown-ups? Thankfully, my sister's 12 year old is innocent as the driven snow. Hopefully that continues for a few more years.

And ten year olds can, increasingly, have pubic hair. The average age of puberty has been going down for years.

even if its about the girl herself are they encourageing masturbation?
 

EGGO

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If there's grass in the...wait wait no this makes it all wrong and unfair!
 

sourceninja

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I fail to see the issue. If there wasn't a market, then they wouldn't be marketing for it. Sounds like a parenting issue to me.
 

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Originally posted by: Fmr12B
The Nair for kids/girls is primarily for under the arms. It's alot easier to Nair your underarms than give an awkward 11yr old a razor.

That makes more sense.
 

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Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Call me old-fashioned, but hairless looks bad.
I, too, am still on the quest to find the elusive 10 year-old sasquatch!


:Q

\barf
 

dainthomas

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Originally posted by: Hubris
Originally posted by: amdhunter
I am guessing it's for kids that want to wear bikini's to the beach or the pool. It would be unsightly and embarassing for them to have pubes hanging out the sides.

I don't see anything wrong with it. People think too damned much when it comes to kids.

What's wrong is the implicit sexualization of the act, when they talk about it making those areas touchable. Sure, it *could* just mean for the girl herself, but come on, you really think that's what they mean?

Why can't kids just be kids? Why this stupid push to make children act more like grown-ups? Thankfully, my sister's 12 year old is innocent as the driven snow. Hopefully that continues for a few more years.

And ten year olds can, increasingly, have pubic hair. The average age of puberty has been going down for years.

Childhood until age 18 is an artificial modern concept. Throughout history (and even much of the world today), the onset of puberty made you an adult.

That being said, the unfortunate delinquent who lays a hand on my daughter before she's 18 is gonna lose it.
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: Hubris
Originally posted by: amdhunter
I am guessing it's for kids that want to wear bikini's to the beach or the pool. It would be unsightly and embarassing for them to have pubes hanging out the sides.

I don't see anything wrong with it. People think too damned much when it comes to kids.

What's wrong is the implicit sexualization of the act, when they talk about it making those areas touchable. Sure, it *could* just mean for the girl herself, but come on, you really think that's what they mean?

Why can't kids just be kids? Why this stupid push to make children act more like grown-ups? Thankfully, my sister's 12 year old is innocent as the driven snow. Hopefully that continues for a few more years.

And ten year olds can, increasingly, have pubic hair. The average age of puberty has been going down for years.

Childhood until age 18 is an artificial modern concept. Throughout history (and even much of the world today), the onset of puberty made you an adult.

That being said, the unfortunate delinquent who lays a hand on my daughter before she's 18 is gonna lose it.

how old is your daughter?