Whose been to Darfur recently?

[bignateyk]

The wife and I are going on our delayed honeymoon next month.

Awesome, right? Is there anything we should try to experience while we are there?

 

[surfsatwerk]

Rape

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Might want to bring a couple of rifles, a dozen of them infact. And maybe a PMC bodyguard.

 

[TecHNooB]

Rape

Genocide

 

[bignateyk]

Which tour group should I book the rape and genocide through?

 

[geno]

Who's.

 

[bignateyk]

Who's.

No I think you're wrong. That would be "Who Is".

 

[surfsatwerk]

Genocide

Momma raised me the old fashioned way and that makes me a rape man. Now I understand that genocide may be the wave of the future, but I'll stick to mine and you to yours.

 

[PottedMeat]

Which tour group should I book the rape and genocide through?

Janjaweed Pleasure Excursions

 

[911paramedic]

The wife and I are going on our delayed honeymoon next month.

Awesome, right? Is there anything we should try to experience while we are there?

Travelocity? Expedia? Hotwire? Is this listed in the Hot Deals section?

 

[xSauronx]

Rape

I'd like to add theft, arson and rape to this list.

 

[RavenSEAL]

I lol'd

 

[PottedMeat]

I'd like to add theft, arson and rape to this list.

:awe:

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

 

[xSauronx]

murder, not theft, goddamnitsomuch!

 

[Exterous]

murder, not theft, goddamnitsomuch!

I think the steps are:
1. Rape
2. Murder
3. Theft
4. ???
5. Profit

 

[xSauronx]

I think the steps are:
1. Rape
2. Murder
3. Theft
4. ???
5. Profit

lets cut to the video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3BRI7WFYVU#t=2m22s

 

[Bulk Beef]

No I think you're wrong. That would be "Who Is".

Not to be a dick or anything, but:

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/who%27s.html

 

[bignateyk]

Not to be a dick or anything, but:

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/who%27s.html

I was being sarcastic. My thread title was a copy of the other thread I was parodying.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I hear dining on the flesh of your enemies is in right now in Darfur. So be sure to bring some fava beans and a nice chianti

 

[BoomerD]

Originally Posted by geno
Who's.

No I think you're wrong. That would be "Who Is".

Whose...belonging to (Whose beer is on the counter?)

Who's...who is, who has.

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/pronouns.htm#who

"The only problem most writers have with whose is confusing it with who's, which looks like a possessive but is really the contraction for who is. In the same way that we should not confuse his with he's (the contraction for he is or he has), we should not confuse whose with who's.

* Who's that walking down the street?
* Whose coat is this?"

 

[bignateyk]

I hear dining on the flesh of your enemies is in right now in Darfur. So be sure to bring some fava beans and a nice chianti

Noted. Do I need to supply my own enemies?

 

[IceBergSLiM]

guys he can get Raped here in the states......what he is really looking for in Darfur is
vicious Gangrape with a side of torture.

 

[BoomerD]

I didn't realize there was any "honeymoon attraction" to Darfur, MN.
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&e...B3GGLL_enUS390US391&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl



If you're going to "that other" Darfur, you might as well enjoy the whole "Africa Experience."

http://www.somalicruises.com/

 

[geno]

Not to be a dick or anything, but:

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/who%27s.html

You bit. I knew better

 

[Fritzo]

Genocide

The genocide, and THEN rape is highly recommended. Maybe with a side of mass grave and festering body rot.