Who's your favorite Little Rascal?

[XMan]

Alfalfa . . . ?

Oh, I know! It's Spanky!

 

[her209]

what's the little rascals?

 

[vi edit]

Is your favorite team the YANKEES?!?

 

[XMan]

Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian, oh what's his name? Buddy Whackett?

 

[BDawg]

Sorry, I'm too busy watching spanktravision to answer the question.

 

[XMan]

Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guys office and let's say hes even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, your naughty! Then I take my naughty pet and I go RAHHHHRRR! Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale!

 

[compudog]

And your favorite meal is beef strokinoff??

 

[vi edit]

If you want me to sh!t in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I've got the time!

 

[Krugger]

You can get a good look at a butchers ass by stickin your head up a bull... no wait, it's gotta be your bull.

 

[XMan]

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.

 

[chibchakan]

Who's your favorite Little Rascal?

Buckwheat

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: chibchacan

Who's your favorite Little Rascal?

Buckwheat

<Larry King>Missing the Point, Iowa, hello.</Larry King.>

Forget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man! My head's about to explode! My whole life sucks!! I don't know where I'm going, what I'm doing. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel INTO A GODDAM BRIDGE INPUTMENT!!!

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: X-Man
Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guys office and let's say hes even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, your naughty! Then I take my naughty pet and I go RAHHHHRRR! Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale!

LOL