Once upon a time, there were 2 beings in a garden. One male, one female. God wanted them to be happy, so God invented mini-malls so the two of them would go out once and a while. Answering incessent questions 24/7 becomes annoying after a millenia or 2, even for an All-Powerful being. This mall was not enough for these two, as stuff at the mini-mall was expensive because of the lack of competition. They could get all the apples they wanted off a tree in the garden anyway.
God soon noticed that these two were not going to the Mini-Mall as much as He expected. He asked them what was up, and the man replied, "It is too expensive. There must be two stores, just like there are two people. It is symetry" God agreed, and made another Mini-Mall across the street in a better location.
Soon, the stores were locked in a price war because of a misprinted apple coupon that was honored at the first location. The two stores began bickering and fighting for survival while selling apples at cost.
God was furious! His stores were not making money! He talked to the store staff, and found that the ocupents of the garden had set the stores upon each other in a bidding war. This could not be alowed!
God then booted out the man and woman from the garden saying, "Get the hell out, I am losing money because of you!"
Now out of the garden, RossMAN and RossWIFE had a beautiful baby. The first words out of the baby's mouth? "I have a coupon for tha breast milk". RossMAN then replied, "Ok, but I get the leftovers".
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