Who's mustache would win in a fight? Freddie Mercury or Tom Selleck?

[JMapleton]

Assume their mustaches are the prime of their careers.

Who would win?

 

[911paramedic]

Magnum.

 

[sandorski]

Mercury, he was, after all, one of the Champions.

 

[JMapleton]

This is one of the greatest threads of all time.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Salvador Dali's mustache would come from nowhere and defeat them both.

 

[lxskllr]

 

[tcsenter]

Freddie Mercury liked moustachio for tickling the balls while he anal rimmed, and was full of teh AIDS.

So probably Mercury's would win, because it was lethal. Literally.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Assume their mustaches are the prime of their careers.

Who would win?

wow, good fight! in the end i'll say nigel mansell would win, because he had 3 of them

 

[DaTT]

wow, good fight! in the end i'll say nigel mansell would win, because he had 3 of them

This is funny.

Also, I think Mr Freddy would win. AIDS kills, coolness doesn't.

 

[bfdd]

Trick question. Don Frye wins all moustache competition regardless of if he's in it or not.

 

[mmntech]

Going to go with Magnum on this one, simply because his manly 'stasch was never near another man's pubes, despite the rumours.

 

[sdifox]

Selleck wins by default.

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Whose

 

[ElFenix]

epic