Who's going to go on the "Male Pill"?

Kenazo

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me! my wife is not nearly as .. ahem....... when she's on the pill. gotta get her off of it ASAP!
 
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They will have implants which give off the female hormone progesterone for a year. Injections of testosterone will also given every three months to maintain the male hormone at normal levels.

Enjoy your manboobs. I hope it perma-neuters you.

- M4H
 

Megatomic

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I have no need, I had a vasectomy 10 years ago and my wife had a hysterectomy just about 3 years ago. This might have been option for me a decade ago though.
 

Kenazo

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
They will have implants which give off the female hormone progesterone for a year. Injections of testosterone will also given every three months to maintain the male hormone at normal levels.

Enjoy your manboobs. I hope it perma-neuters you.

- M4H

don't be dumb. the reason you get man-boobs while taking roids is b/c your testosterone levels go out of wack, and then your other hormones go up to, to try and maintain equilibrium w/ the testosterone. If everything stays at normal levels, all should be good. :)
 

Jzero

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It sounds like a male Norplant, not a male Pill. I'd consider a pill. Those implants make me nervous.
 

dullard

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Originally posted by: Kenazo
me! my wife is not nearly as .. ahem....... when she's on the pill. gotta get her off of it ASAP!
Exactly.
 
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Originally posted by: Kenazo
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
They will have implants which give off the female hormone progesterone for a year. Injections of testosterone will also given every three months to maintain the male hormone at normal levels.

Enjoy your manboobs. I hope it perma-neuters you.

- M4H

don't be dumb. the reason you get man-boobs while taking roids is b/c your testosterone levels go out of wack, and then your other hormones go up to, to try and maintain equilibrium w/ the testosterone. If everything stays at normal levels, all should be good. :)

Right, so messing with your body's hormonal balance is a natural, normal thing. Must have forgotten about that part of this experimental implantation.

On a related note, anyone else find the phrase "Experimental birth control" kinda disconcerting? :p

- M4H
 

eakers

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Originally posted by: Kenazo
me! my wife is not nearly as .. ahem....... when she's on the pill. gotta get her off of it ASAP!

i'm the same way.

OH THE IRONY OF THE PILL :(
 

StageLeft

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If everything stays at normal levels, all should be good.
Yes, IF everything stays at normal level. Personally the first time I heard about this pill and that you have to counteract it with testosterone injections I was wondering what sort of crack head would take it. Fvck ALL that noise. You'd have to be an effing lunatic to go on this thing.
 

Viper GTS

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Kenazo
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
They will have implants which give off the female hormone progesterone for a year. Injections of testosterone will also given every three months to maintain the male hormone at normal levels.

Enjoy your manboobs. I hope it perma-neuters you.

- M4H

don't be dumb. the reason you get man-boobs while taking roids is b/c your testosterone levels go out of wack, and then your other hormones go up to, to try and maintain equilibrium w/ the testosterone. If everything stays at normal levels, all should be good. :)

Right, so messing with your body's hormonal balance is a natural, normal thing. Must have forgotten about that part of this experimental implantation.

On a related note, anyone else find the phrase "Experimental birth control" kinda disconcerting? :p

- M4H

Women have been doing it for years, what's your problem?

Viper GTS
 

Aves

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I'm not reliable enough to be held with the responsiblity of remembering to take the pill everyday.
 

Kenazo

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:) my wife's boobs grew when she started taking the pill... though i'd hope mine wouldn't if I was on the man pill!
 
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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Kenazo
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
They will have implants which give off the female hormone progesterone for a year. Injections of testosterone will also given every three months to maintain the male hormone at normal levels.

Enjoy your manboobs. I hope it perma-neuters you.

- M4H

don't be dumb. the reason you get man-boobs while taking roids is b/c your testosterone levels go out of wack, and then your other hormones go up to, to try and maintain equilibrium w/ the testosterone. If everything stays at normal levels, all should be good. :)

Right, so messing with your body's hormonal balance is a natural, normal thing. Must have forgotten about that part of this experimental implantation.

On a related note, anyone else find the phrase "Experimental birth control" kinda disconcerting? :p

- M4H

Women have been doing it for years, what's your problem?

Viper GTS

Hey, if it's tested and proven over long periods of time to be safe, effective, and "Does Not Cause Titty Growth" then I might be game; but I'm sure there weren't many instant female adopters of "The Pill" or Norplant right out of the starting gate.

- M4H
 

bigalt

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Originally posted by: Kenazo
me! my wife is not nearly as .. ahem....... when she's on the pill. gotta get her off of it ASAP!

if ahem means what i think it means, i think i'd be kind of scared of my girlfriend is she came off the pill.
 

Kenazo

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Originally posted by: bigalt
Originally posted by: Kenazo
me! my wife is not nearly as .. ahem....... when she's on the pill. gotta get her off of it ASAP!

if ahem means what i think it means, i think i'd be kind of scared of my girlfriend is she came off the pill.

from my understanding it could do any of the following to women, it seems to completely depend on the individual:

Make them less horny
make them more horny
make their boobs grow
make them shrink
make them put on weight
make them lose weight.

The pill is kind of like a paradox.
 

kage69

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The Man Patch, that's what I'm waiting for! Some Norplant-esque implant? HELL NO.